25 ways to annoy the hell out of your professors in ur uniWatch
13 confused the lecturer, and neither he or anyone else got the joke, but 25 was brilliant. It took the lecturer about 40 mins to figure out what was going on and it was hilarious.
How can a dog even take fake notes?
try other ones as well. i am probably gonna do that when i get to uni this sep
where do you get all this stuff from? they are brilliant. have you actually done all of them? you have to say what happened.
i should try them on my boilogy teacher! he would hit the roof.
Thanks for the entertainment!
you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look
at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a
few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this
once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every
time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to
"speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the
cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."
8. Wrap yourself in bandages and come to class in a wheelchair. Throughout class, cry a lot and moan things like, "Why me?" and "Please kill me!" Get up during class, like your going to miraculously start walking. Instead, fall down, cry out in pain, and wait for someone to help you back up. When class is over, say, "I feel better now," leap up, and run home.
That one was soooo funny. I think I've heard these somewhere before though.
Just one thing - can I borrow them for a story?
I am going to mail them to my high school teacher and scare her that a good and obedient student like me has such wicked plans for univ next year!!!!...