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25 ways to annoy the hell out of your professors in ur uni watch

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    theres these for in exam and tests id only use these for mocks tho

    1 = go in the exam with a large book marked exam answers

    2= go into exam sit down 5 mins later get up and move seats do this for whole exam if asked why say the voices in your head told you to

    3= takes the wrong notes into exam eg history notes for german exam staple them to paper and say at every chance refer to notes

    there are more but i cant think of them
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    Cant believe Ive never seen that before. Missed a whole years worth of opportunity to try them out..

    The cactus one is great
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    nice copy and paste job, im impressed.
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    excellent! simply genius!!!
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    hilarious

    pure genius! +ive rep for you!!!!
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    who would have the guts to do that?!
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    (Original post by bloodhound)
    11. Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when
    you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look
    at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a
    few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this
    once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every
    time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to
    "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the
    cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."

    Brilliant!! I can just imagine it...
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    (Original post by Zeitgeist)
    hilarious

    pure genius! +ive rep for you!!!!
    You'll struggle to give bloodhound + rep.
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    Lol! These are hilarious!
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    why did you dredge that one up?
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    Lmao!! *copies and pastes this into MS Word*

    I'd love to try out the cactus one... for some reason I can imagine someone doing it in a Scottish accent (Lowlands). :p:
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    Well done. Copied of another website...

    http://webpages.marshall.edu/~hartwe...y_prof_25.html
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    I have done some of those already. We play shh bingo, and had my media teacher to help us and rig who won.
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    (Original post by scarlet ibis)
    why did you dredge that one up?
    Dunno stumbled upon it thought it was funny :confused: Whats the big deal?
 
 
 
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