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    (Original post by lou p lou)
    lol, my brother has been doing this all morning. i jus make it jump loads.

    lou xxx
    Lol...I was surprised at how it broke wind
    danced and pulled its suspensions....
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    (Original post by Chicken)
    I typed fly away and it didn't.

    Maybe thats cos chickens don't fly... :confused:
    type stand on head or die. he pretends to have a heart attack
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    he picked his nose at my command! :eek:
    he even done a cartwheel, but he couldn't manage a handstand
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    (Original post by mad kuri)
    he picked his nose at my command! :eek:
    he even done a cartwheel, but he couldn't manage a handstand
    He does try his best for the handstand tho, gotta give it to him
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    eeek...i told it to have sex and it came really close up to the screen and shook it's fingers at me! :eek:

    of course...i only told it purely in the interests of erm....research....
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    I said 'get your freak on'.. it stood on the sofa and then got off it again..?
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    ask him 'poke your eye out', it is the funniest yet and goes on for ages.

    interestingly, 'kill yourself' is different to 'die' (he tried to strangle himself)

    lou xxx
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    !!

    He scared me so I told him to go pluck himself.
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    (Original post by Gimp)
    !!

    He scared me so I told him to go pluck himself.
    those plucking jokes
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    Lol was on that earlier on and its a bit mad! Someone told me there is a different version that does more things? Dont see why someone would do that though!
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    he has chicken feet!


    How do you know it's a he?????? :confused:
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    tell it to spank itself, it's so stupid
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    Heh.

    Telling it to, "Shake your money maker" ends in a rather amusing result.
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    I told him to 'do the ironing' and he did a workout for me??? Maybe 'iron' is recognised as 'pump iron' or something. But I have fooled him haha!
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    (Original post by Alec)
    Heh.

    Telling it to, "Shake your money maker" ends in a rather amusing result.
    he does the splits nicely too! hehe hours of entertainment!
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    (Original post by Chicken)
    I told him to 'do the ironing' and he did a workout for me??? Maybe 'iron' is recognised as 'pump iron' or something. But I have fooled him haha!
    are you sure its not you?

    lou xxx
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    http://www.internetwk.com/breakingNe...cleID=18901494

    oh tell him to read a book/hit the wall or do kung foo!
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    Im really scared of the chicken
    xox
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    tell him to eat chicken
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    (Original post by ]{ingnik)
    tell him to eat chicken
    i said eat yourself, and he starts biting his costume :confused:
 
 
 
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