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    Whoever says the funniest original thing will receive a prize which will be open to negotiation
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    Entertainment me? Yes I saw it :teehee:

    I'm here to be entertained though, not to entertain!
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    (Original post by samba)
    Entertainment me? Yes I saw it :teehee:

    I'm here to be entertained though, not to entertain!
    Autocorrect is such a *****
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    (Original post by iamintorture)
    Autocorrect is such a *****
    Bad girls blame their tools.
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    (Original post by samba)
    Bad girls blame their tools.
    You're definitely not winning a prize
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    (Original post by iamintorture)
    You're definitely not winning a prize
    maybe if u tell people the prize they'll try harder? (if its a good prize that is)
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    Hey, do you like fish sticks?
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    (Original post by Reece Sure)
    Hey, do you like fish sticks?
    not original but still kanye west is a gay fish
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    Are you from Tennessee, OP? Cause you're the only ten I see!

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    This would have worked better if I actually knew how you looked.
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    (Original post by Pascal678)
    not original but still kanye west is a gay fish
    No, he's a lyrical genius. Have you ever listened to his music? The man is a prophet.

    Luke 23:34 Jesus said "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. They are yet to succumb to the charm of your second and youngest son, Kanye. All will know what they do and worship the LORDs name in the coming of Kanye and his shunning of evil by method of spraying seed deep inside the sugar walls of Kim. The mocker seeks wisdom and finds none, but knowledge comes easily to the discerning lords son, Kanye."
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    Daydream delusion
    Limousine Eyelash
    Oh, baby with your pretty face
    Drop a tear in my wineglass
    Look at those big eyes
    See what you mean to me
    Sweet cakes and milkshakes
    I am a delusion angel
    I am a fantasy parade
    I want you to know what I think
    Don’t want you to guess anymore
    You have no idea where I came from
    We have no idea where we’re going
    Lodged in life
    Like two branches in a river
    Flowing downstream
    Caught in the current
    I’ll carry you. You’ll carry me
    That’s how it could be
    Don’t you know me?
    Don’t you know me by now?
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    (Original post by samba)
    Entertainment me? Yes I saw it :teehee:

    I'm here to be entertained though, not to entertain!
    Come to papa :sexface:
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    (Original post by hihoho)
    Daydream delusion
    Limousine Eyelash
    Oh, baby with your pretty face
    Drop a tear in my wineglass
    Look at those big eyes
    See what you mean to me
    Sweet cakes and milkshakes
    I am a delusion angel
    I am a fantasy parade
    I want you to know what I think
    Don’t want you to guess anymore
    You have no idea where I came from
    We have no idea where we’re going
    Lodged in life
    Like two branches in a river
    Flowing downstream
    Caught in the current
    I’ll carry you. You’ll carry me
    That’s how it could be
    Don’t you know me?
    Don’t you know me by now?
    Good film
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    (Original post by iamintorture)
    Good film
    I love you.
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    (Original post by ForgetMe)
    Come to papa :sexface:
    On my way! Hope you have ice cream, pizza, or both.
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    (Original post by ForgetMe)
    Come to papa :sexface:
    Get a room
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    I prefer this film:

    BANKY
    I just have to get something.
    (pulls out a huge stack of
    porno books)

    HOLDEN
    Who are you, Larry ****ing Flynt?
    What are you going to do with all of
    those?

    BANKY
    Read the articles. What do you think
    I'm going to do with them? They're
    stroke books.

    HOLDEN
    You've got like thirty books there!
    We're only there for two days!

    BANKY
    (leafing through mags)
    Variety's the spice of life. I like a
    wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the
    mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I
    like them arty and air-brushed. Some
    times it's a spread brown-eye kind of
    night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl
    time. Sometimes a steamy letter will
    do it, sometimes - not often, but
    sometimes - I like the idea of a chick
    with a horse.

    -------------

    BANKY
    What'd I tell you - she just needs the
    right guy. All every woman really
    wants - be it mother, senator, nun -
    is some serious deep-dicking.

    The Receptionist stops typing and looks at Banky,
    shocked.

    BANKY
    (off her look)
    Don't give me that look - I heard Adam
    Curry say worse.

    The Secretary goes back to typing. Banky shrugs at
    Holden.

    BANKY
    That's why I can't buy lesbians.
    Everyone needs ****. See, I can buy
    ****. Bunch of guys that need **** -
    just plain need it? That I get.
    Dykes? Bull**** posturing. But -
    live and let live, I guess.

    HOLDEN
    I'm sure the gay community appreciates
    your support.
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    (Original post by hihoho)
    I love you.
    That escalated quickly
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    (Original post by samba)
    On my way! Hope you have ice cream, pizza, or both.
    I am sure that this airport has a lot of stuff :sexface:

    (Original post by iamintorture)
    Get a room

    are u jelly?
 
 
 
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