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    I have been having sex with a mature woman for about the past month. I met her at my local village bus stop, as she gets the same bus as me into town. I go to my village sixth form and see her at least 4 times a week, so naturally we starting talking to avoid the awkward silence. Anyway, we go along well and I found out that my mum used to work for her brother in the grocery store 30 years ago. So we were friends. Anyway, we moved from friendly chat onto more serious and personal conversations. It was her move initially as she asked me if I had a girlfriend. I said no because I don't and she said how could this be possible, as I'm great to talk to once you get to know me. So we started having sex as practice... I was afraid at first but I nearly lost my virginity when I was 15 so I kind of knew what to expect. As she is 49 years old, I didn't wear a condom because she would be unlikely to get pregnant. Anyway, she told me last week that she's pregnant.

    Yeah. I'm bricking it...?
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    Should probably have posted this in relationships where people have to respond properly.


    Instead, as it's here...


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    (Original post by Friendly Liberal)
    I have been having sex with a mature woman for about the past month. I met her at my local village bus stop, as she gets the same bus as me into town. I go to my village sixth form and see her at least 4 times a week, so naturally we starting talking to avoid the awkward silence. Anyway, we go along well and I found out that my mum used to work for her brother in the grocery store 30 years ago. So we were friends. Anyway, we moved from friendly chat onto more serious and personal conversations. It was her move initially as she asked me if I had a girlfriend. I said no because I don't and she said how could this be possible, as I'm great to talk to once you get to know me. So we started having sex as practice... I was afraid at first but I nearly lost my virginity when I was 15 so I kind of knew what to expect. As she is 49 years old, I didn't wear a condom because she would be unlikely to get pregnant. Anyway, she told me last week that she's pregnant.

    Yeah. I'm bricking it...?
    Just ask if she'd like to take the abortion pill. If you're however mentally and financially ready to be a father and accept it, then that's an option.
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    Ain't nobody got time fo' dat
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    A- for creative writing.
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    This is the best troll ever! I hope it's real. Make a movie!

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    Well that escalated quickly...

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    She's 49 years old...

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    you wanted dat **** action?
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    Well sh*t.
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    Not to smart a move.
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    jesus ****ing christ lmaoooooooo
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    The real problem here is that you use the bus
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    Ya dun goofed, bruh.
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    Can we be expecting an appearance on Jeremy Kyle?
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    "sex as practice" as practice for what? Having sex?

    I think now I'm going to eat a practice cake and then go and practice sleeping until morning when I will practice eating my breakfast.

    I will practice saying goodnight now!
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    (Original post by noobynoo)
    "sex as practice" as practice for what? Having sex?

    I think now I'm going to eat a practice cake and then go and practice sleeping until morning when I will practice eating my breakfast.

    I will practice saying goodnight now!
    Obviously it's practice for having sex!

    How do you practice football? By playing football of course!

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    Just imagine, by the time your kid finishes school .......... she will be almost 70.

    So, more like the child's grandma!
 
 
 
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