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    Yooo Tsrians :cool:

    Always wanted to make one of these ask me anything threads

    so I'm making one now with a bit of a twist :perv:

    Edit: potential ghost thread :rofl:
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    (Original post by CasualSoul)
    Yooo Tsrians :cool:

    Always wanted to make one of these ask me anything threads

    so I'm making one now with a bit of a twist :perv:

    Edit: potential ghost thread :rofl:
    What's your number?
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    (Original post by ¯\(°_o)/¯)
    What's your number?
    999

    You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court :eek:
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    Come on TSRians I was actually a relationship Guru in my past life

    any relationship problem you have I can solve

    I'll show you how to go from zero to hero :perv:

    (all these false promises :ninja: )
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    (Original post by CasualSoul)
    Come on TSRians I was actually a relationship Guru in my past life

    any relationship problem you have I can solve

    I'll show you how to go from zero to hero :perv:

    (all these false promises :ninja: )
    I have fallen in love with a Panda. Can you solve?
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    How many relationships have you had?
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    (Original post by Mystery Me)
    I have fallen in love with a Panda. Can you solve?
    Dude don't underestimate the abilities of CasualSoul

    Get some bamboo.

    lots of it!

    I assume this is an actual panda we are speaking of ?
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    (Original post by ChickenMadness)
    How many relationships have you had?
    zero.


    I ain't even jelly :rofl:
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    (Original post by CasualSoul)
    Dude don't underestimate the abilities of CasualSoul

    Get some bamboo.

    lots of it!

    I assume this is an actual panda we are speaking of ?
    I don't know she's been acting strange recently. I give her Bamboo's and green leaves. And she just spits on my face. She thinks i'm racist. That i'm just like one of those guys who hate Black & White animals. She had been through a recent break up with a Casanova Panda recently, so i think she needs time to recover.

    Well, what do you think?
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    (Original post by Mystery Me)
    I don't know she's been acting strange recently. I give her Bamboo's and green leaves. And she just spits on my face. She thinks i'm racist. That i'm just like one of those guys who hate Black & White animals. She had been through a recent break up with a Casanova Panda recently, so i think she needs time to recover.

    Well, what do you think?
    Oh no . It seems you are doing everything right and that the problem is caused by something which she is feeling internally. You say she thinks you're racist. I think what you need to do then is prove to her that this is in fact untrue.

    Invite some other female black and white animals around maybe a nice female zebra :perv: This will show her that you clearly are not racist and more importantly it will make her jealous. She will start to question herself "Maybe I might be loosing him?" ..."maybe he's found someone better :eek:?". Consequently, she will become worried and will try and regain your attention.

    It's true they do say time is a great healer but she's got to learn to move on. There are plenty of guys out there who will love after her better than the Casanova Panda. She can't spend time feeling sorry for herself because if she does she will loose the good thing she currently has , you. She will realise that loosing you will be inevitable because a guy can only wait so long; waiting is tiresome.

    Bringing the foxy zebra over will enable her to see this.
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    (Original post by CasualSoul)
    Oh no . It seems you are doing everything right and that the problem is caused by something which she is feeling internally. You say she thinks you're racist. I think what you need to do then is prove to her that this is in fact untrue.

    Invite some other female black and white animals around maybe a nice female zebra :perv: This will show her that you clearly are not racist and more importantly it will make her jealous. She will start to question herself "Maybe I might be loosing him?" ..."maybe he's found someone better :eek:?". Consequently, she will become worried and will try and regain your attention.

    It's true they do say time is a great healer but she's got to learn to move on. There are plenty of guys out there who will love after her better than the Casanova Panda. She can't spend time feeling sorry for herself because if she does she will loose the good thing she currently has , you. She will realise that loosing you will be inevitable because a guy can only wait so long; waiting is tiresome.

    Bringing the foxy zebra over will enable her to see this.
    Damn, girl. I was just joking XD You took it to a whole new level.
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    (Original post by Mystery Me)
    Damn, girl. I was just joking XD You took it to a whole new level.
    lmao

    they don't call me the guru for nothing
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    (Original post by CasualSoul)
    lmao

    they don't call me the guru for nothing
    The guru? Nah, you were helping me to "break up" with the Panda! XD Why would you suggest a zebra enter our lives and destroy our romance? I guess you can make money through breaking relationships LOL XDXD
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    Can you help me make my body ready?
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    (Original post by Mystery Me)
    The guru? Nah, you were helping me to "break up" with the Panda! XD Why would you suggest a zebra enter our lives and destroy our romance? I guess you can make money through breaking relationships LOL XDXD

    nooooo I was showing you how to regain control and how to make her love you more!

    :rofl:

    the worst bit is....

    I don't even get paid for this
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    (Original post by JayPlays)
    Can you help me make my body ready?
    Start with a shower.

    H20 is always a great start
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    (Original post by casualsoul)
    start with a shower.

    H20 is always a great start
    on my way! :d
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    (Original post by JayPlays)
    on my way! :d
    Glad I could help
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    (Original post by CasualSoul)
    nooooo I was showing you how to regain control and how to make her love you more!

    :rofl:

    the worst bit is....

    I don't even get paid for this
    *Pats your head* Don't worry. Someday people will recognise your talents and they will pay you. But not with money LOL
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    (Original post by CasualSoul)
    999

    You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court :eek:

    I wasn't asking for your phone number
 
 
 
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