What's the best way to hide a dead body?

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From experience or a tv show.


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Hide in the "terms and conditions" nobody ever looks there.
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Don't hide it, destroy it. Put it in a meat dicer or burn it. I hear there was a murderer who put his victims in a vat of acid. That could work too, but it's a bit gory.
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Eat the meat, then give a dog or pet the bones. Any other remaining matter, such as the brain, should be tossed in a river. Ain't nobody gonna know what you did...:devil:
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Hide in the "terms and conditions" nobody ever looks there.
I like the way you think.
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Heisenberg's method, dissolving the body in gavifluoric acid, seems pretty effective.
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Don't hide it, destroy it. Put it in a meat dicer or burn it. I hear there was a murderer who put his victims in a vat of acid. That could work too, but it's a bit gory.
That person's DNA will be all over your place. Forensics will catch you.

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Eat the meat, then give a dog or pet the bones. Any other remaining matter, such as the brain, should be tossed in a river. Ain't nobody gonna know what you did...:devil:
Eat the meat? :eek:

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That person's DNA will be all over your place. Forensics will catch you.

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Nope, then you burn all your clothes and affected items.
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(Original post by Dani California)
Eat the meat, then give a dog or pet the bones. Any other remaining matter, such as the brain, should be tossed in a river. Ain't nobody gonna know what you did...:devil:
Heartless women I would take care of the brain and heart organs very delicately :battle:
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ask siri
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Eat the meat? :eek:

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C'mon, nobodies gonna find something if you digest it.
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Heartless women I would take care of the brain and heart organs very delicately :battle:
What do you propose?
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OP, you do realise that if someone you know, God forbid, dies mysteriously in the next few days and police start searching for clues (i.e. internet history of friends, family etc.), you are going to look very suspicious based on this thread.
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By sitting it upright and putting a pair of sunglasses on it, obviously.
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Ina funeral home inside a coffin thays just about to be buried

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What do you propose?
Coffin?
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To remove the smell use bleach and sulfuric acid, alternatively use tar if you are putting the body underground - the smell of the bodies counteracts with the tar - so sniffer dogs cannot siphen out the smell.

As Bobby Singer would say, "You want to get rid of a dead body then chuck it in a woodchipper, idjits" (c) Bobby Singer.

Answering your question now:

1. Make sure they are completely dead, hit them with a shovel a couple of times.

2. Get rope and concrete blocks.

3.Tie rope to body's foot and harness it to the neck.

4.Tie remainder of rope to concrete block.

5. And for the record it is not better to be accused of necrophilia than animal cruelty however I disagree with both. Keep your dahmer/gacy deeds private @Arieisit

6.Cut finger tips off.

7. Take out teeth, so unable to identify with dental records.

8.Calcify bones if you know how.

9. Pour ashes in the ocean.

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Nope, then you burn all your clothes and affected items.
No I meant all the spilt blood from dicing

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(Original post by Tom_green_day)
Don't hide it, destroy it. Put it in a meat dicer or burn it. I hear there was a murderer who put his victims in a vat of acid. That could work too, but it's a bit gory.
ye theres a fairly old biritsh film about that (90s I think), starring that chubby man with the ears that stick out loads.

Think it's based on a true story.
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