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    We were lying in bed and she was asleep and she farted on my leg. This was a traumatic event. I now have higher levels of emotional intelligence than all other people.

    Ask away.
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    Did you sniff it?
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    How are you going to pay her back for it?
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    (Original post by Luminz)
    Did you sniff it?

    luckily, it was just air with no smell. I would be in a shelter now if it smelled.
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    Are you gonna fart back???
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    (Original post by Wilsoncw1997)
    Are you gonna fart back???

    I dont sing. I don't dance. And i don't fart.

    So, unfortunately, that avenue of pay back is not an option. Unless, of course, i do it secretly while she is asleep.
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    (Original post by imtelling)
    I dont sing. I don't dance. And i don't fart.

    So, unfortunately, that avenue of pay back is not an option. Unless, of course, i do it secretly while she is asleep.
    We all fart about 1 litter of gas per day.
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    This thread stinks.

    But yeah as someone above said what revenge do you have in mind for such a traumatic experience?
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    What an interesting life you have.
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    (Original post by Wilsoncw1997)
    We all fart about 1 litter of gas per day.
    Speak for yourself, gassy boy.
 
 
 
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