TSR people shipwrecked on desert island. What happens next?Watch
First priority is to make sure the STEMM people get the majority of the food and water.
Then a group try to build a fire using A-level Physics.
Within two days everyone is starving because they're all arguing about Muslims instead of looking for food.
The TSR Indian Ocean Cruise has turned to tragedy after the SS Chastity sank. As far as we know, the level of sexual frustration on board caused electromagnetic interference with the ship's navigation systems, and the vessel wandered off course into a tropical storm.
Most of the TSR people got into the lifeboats, although a few dozen perished in their cabins, declaring that they were introverted and didn't want to go out. All the crew went down with the ship, rather than be stranded with the TSRians.
Fortunately, the lifeboats washed up on a beautiful desert island. One person got out and kissed the ground, thanking a higher power. This immediately triggered a cross-lifeboat debate on theism.
Once all ashore, a three-hour argument ensued over whether to organise people by institution, course or UCAS points. People tried to group together by institution, some insisted on calling this matriculation - but one girl in the St.Johns College, Cambridge group couldn't spell the word. It turned out she was actually reading Nursing at Kingston. She was put inside a bamboo cage as punishment.
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Ok probably not, I'd leave to avoid getting stabbed in the back while I'm sleeping.
Then I establish a dictatorship and raise Cthulhu from the depths of hell.
After a torrid night out in the open, the first order of the day was shelter. STEMM people came up with an elaborate design for a three storey shelter including a gym and refectory, despite the protestation of the Architecture students who declared there to be "not enough brushed steel". Realisation that there were only rudimentary tools and that no-one in the group had actually ever built anything other than lego put paid to that plan.
Some Geology students found a cave and declared it their base. Lacking any means of illumination, one fell down hole, sustaining several injuries. This triggered a rush of medical students, all vying to use their advanced knowledge of cellular physiology and drug receptor interaction to treat a broken leg.
You'd have TSR mods give cards to whatever they don't agree with and everytime someone trolls, they'd card them for trolling and offensiveness.