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    Going this september.
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    Go in wearing a cape everyday.
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    (Original post by hellodave5)
    Go in wearing a cape everyday.
    that's ridiculous. Give me some real advice bro
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    Shower. Show up to a party. Works like a charm
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    that's ridiculous. Give me some real advice bro
    Haha. Be yourself, friendly, and approachable. Go on lots of nights out, particularly in freshers. Helps if there are lots of women on your course. I met my girlfriend early on in mine, so didn't do much of that if I'm totally honest.
    EDIT: one night stands, that is.
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    (Original post by hellodave5)
    Haha. Be yourself, friendly, and approachable. Go on lots of nights out, particularly in freshers. Helps if there are lots of women on your course. I met my girlfriend early on in mine, so didn't do much of that if I'm totally honest.
    EDIT: one night stands, that is.

    (Original post by miavdbt)
    Shower. Show up to a party. Works like a charm
    You guys make it sound so easy
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    Don't take computer science
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    Confidence. That means not posting anon.
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    Be a woman.
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    (Original post by Gherk)
    Don't take computer science
    I did worse, I am going to be doing Engineering. I really like Engineering though, what course would you suggest? Not that I'd ever give Engineering up
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    (Original post by TSA)
    Confidence. That means not posting anon.
    Don't want my gf to catch me jk
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    (Original post by Clip)
    Be a woman.
    I want to satisfy my dingdong
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    PLUS I've never had a brown gf, id like one. how do i get one
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I want to satisfy my dingdong
    You have a hand.
    Use it.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    You have a hand.
    Use it.
    I want the real stuff in uni
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    Lower your standards sevenfold and you'll have a good time
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    (Original post by DavidSilvaMCFC)
    Lower your standards sevenfold and you'll have a good time
    What's sevenfold?
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    Go out and make and effort to approach women, defo lower standerds if you really want to get laid.

    From there just chat them up and take them home. Not much to it lad
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    (Original post by zeb123)
    Go out and make and effort to approach women, defo lower standerds if you really want to get laid.

    From there just chat them up and take them home. Not much to it lad
    How do I 'chat them up and take them home' tho
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    PLUS I've never had a brown gf, id like one. how do i get one
    Get a white gf and paint her brown.

    In all seriousness, just go to a few clubs and over time you will meet some people.
 
 
 
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