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How do I tell my dad he is the worst cook of all time Watch

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    He is a walking pressure cooker so I cant be brutally honest with this guy

    I'll need som gimmicks which will result in him never ever going to the kitchen. Help plz



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    "Dad, you're the worst cook of all time"
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    First of all, I'm sorry that you have that kind of relationship with your father...
    secondly, perhaps help him with the cooking next time?!
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    Do the cooking yourself.
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    How do you tell a MOTHER she is the worst cook of all time?
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    ''Err, dad?''
    ''Yes.''
    ''I'm allergic to your home cooked food. Doctor said I could die.''
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    (Original post by RHyoudon'kno)
    ''Err, dad?''
    ''Yes.''
    ''I'm allergic to your home cooked food. Doctor said I could die.''
    I tried a variation of this a month ago. I told him my diet is giving me acne all over my face. Didn't work.


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    Weren't you the one who had issues with your sister? :confused:

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    Send him on Masterchef, and whatever fake Simon Cowell they have will tear him a new one.
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    (Original post by RedArrow)
    I tried a variation of this a month ago. I told him my diet is giving me acne all over my face. Didn't work.
    No way! Really? :eek:

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    (Original post by dire wolf)
    First of all, I'm sorry that you have that kind of relationship with your father...
    secondly, perhaps help him with the cooking next time?!
    Terrible advice

    1) I do not cook
    2) I don't like fried chicken (Dad loves)
    3) Dad doesn't ask for my help unless it involves me travelling XXX kms under the scotching heat to get some legal doc signed/collected or go to a bank deposit his check or what have you.

    (Original post by karmacrunch)
    Weren't you the one who had issues with your sister? :confused:

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    I don't have any issues with my sister. But it's true when I say I don't like her very much.
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    (Original post by RedArrow)
    He is a walking pressure cooker so I cant be brutally honest with this guy

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    Then his beef bourguignon should be lovely.
 
 
 
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