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    Today is flying ant day
    And all around the country
    These little insects dive drunkenly,
    Showing their lack of flight experience,
    Into everything: My face and hair
    Sometimes into one another
    Where they keep flying, vigorously.
    Maybe it would be simpler for us
    If one day a year was set aside
    For wild winged copulation
    As a chorus of Cupids.
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    Splendid...

    The ants decided our living room carpet would make an excellent HQ for their flying operations...

    We launched an Israeli-style raid with ant powder and soon the menace was defeated

    :cry:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    Splendid...

    The ants decided our living room carpet would make an excellent HQ for their flying operations...

    We launched an Israeli-style raid with ant powder and soon the menace was defeated

    :cry:
    A raid or a RaidTM?

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    (Original post by Dunc1)
    A raid or a RaidTM?

    something similar :eek:

    it was shocking how quickly they perished...

    but really they should have chosen a better place to emerge
 
 
 
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