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    What do you guys use while you are pooping in the toilet?
    Also, do you use disinfect wipes or alcohol to clean the thing you were pooping in the toilet?
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    (Original post by Wilsoncw1997)
    What do you guys use while you are pooping in the toilet?
    Also, do you use disinfect wipes or alcohol to clean the thing you were pooping in the toilet?
    Is this why alcoholics are often described as "bums"?

    Nothing quite like that Smirnoff clean feeling.
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    Sandpaper

    I line the toilet seat with it so I don't make physical contact with the toilet seat.
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    I just hover talk about landing a douche
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    I usually keep a couple of Dan Brown books nearby. Both absorbent and sterile.
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    (Original post by Viva Emptiness)
    I usually keep a couple of Dan Brown books nearby. Both absorbent and sterile.
    good color choice too !!

    :poo:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    good color choice too !!

    :poo:
    It works on so many levels.
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    (Original post by Viva Emptiness)
    It works on so many levels.
    i love his books: The Lost Plimsoll... without wishing to give the plot away this hair-raising action packed thriller whisks you from a malodorous gym changing room in Great Yarmouth to the Sahara Desert's fabled kingdom of Timbuctoo via the secret depths of the Pentagon. Robert Langdon is suspected of being a double agent for the Chinese. Only one person can prove his innocence... Langdon's Nan !! but she is due to be executed in 7 days by the sinister Syrian warlord Sheik Mahbuti...
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    (Original post by Viva Emptiness)
    I usually keep a couple of Dan Brown books nearby. Both absorbent and sterile.
    Oi, The Da Vinci Code was a good read!
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    I personally use integration to find the volume of the poo when it rotated 2\pi about my anus
 
 
 
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