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    Hello TSR. I am currently a virgin and want to have sex with lots of girls. Any advice would be much appreciated. Thanks in advance
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    A strip club. A night club. Heck even an alleyway. You'll find something there
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    There is a huge thing called the internet, I feel this is the key to your accomplish your current goal.
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    The key is money, and you have 4 options.

    You could try direct prostitution, but that's looked down upon in some circles.

    Or you could also try indirect prostitution whereby you buy a girl lots of stuff and she has sex with you in return.

    Or you could go clubbing and bring various girls home whilst you're both in a drunken stupor. Still though, you need money to go clubbing.

    Or you could ask a girl out and try and develop a relationship, thereby becoming ex officio a sexual partner. Still though, you will need money to go on dates with her.

    Those are the 4 options for you, choose wisely.
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    Try the Naked Man. Works 2/3 times. Guaranteed
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    Any girl that reads this or realises your desires based on this post will completely avoid you, unless she's a prostitute. Most girls don't want to be used for sex.

    The best way to go about things definitely isn't thinking with your didgeridoo, you're just going to get a bad name.
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    Go to a club and lean against the wall in the corner with your arms folded and look cool. Pussy will come flying at you
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    (Original post by lee1985)
    Any girl that reads this or realises your desires based on this post will completely avoid you, unless she's a prostitute. Most girls don't want to be used for sex.

    The best way to go about things definitely isn't thinking with your didgeridoo, you're just going to get a bad name.
    Should have seen the girls at my school lel.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Hello TSR. I am currently a virgin and want to have sex with lots of girls. Any advice would be much appreciated. Thanks in advance
    Try having a conversation with one and see where it progresses.
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    (Original post by ChickenMadness)
    Should have seen the girls at my school lel.

    Haha. Same here, but if the girl wants it as much as the guy then it's easy to get it. They're just as bad as each other.

    Many girls are fed up of sex when they get older; they've been through so many guys they're bored and want relationships. Plus that's when guys start to call them ****s etc and it really affects them and makes them think twice about being easy.
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    Get yourself on tinder and hope for the best, failing that, head to asda and purchase a real sweet apple pie, take it home and pop it in the microwave for 5 minutes and you should be good to go.
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    Thanks for the replies guys! After thinking about your suggestions, i initially thought that the best thing for me would be to find a prostitute. I'd be putting myself in the way of a whole bunch of risks and diseases if I did that though.

    Would it be safer if I tried clubbing instead? Girls are attracted to money, and with the leftovers of my student loan I should be able to entice more than a few in a single night. I'm guessing the market price for consensual sex is around £150 an hour, since that's what escorts charge. Do you think that, if I went to a club at 7pm, and spent £300 an hour, I'd be able to maintain myself in a continuous threesome until midnight? Also, do you think improving my conversation would help me to save money?

    Thanks again guys, I extremely appreciate your help!
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    My advice is that you should get a life. The girls will stem from that.


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    Girls like a guy with sweet dance moves. I suggest getting lessons... maybe Irish/river dance? You'll be sure to pull the ladies with those jigs, trust me.
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    (Original post by SimpleSomething)
    Girls like a guy with sweet dance moves. I suggest getting lessons... maybe Irish/river dance? You'll be sure to pull the ladies with those jigs, trust me.
    lol
 
 
 
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