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    For balance

    They leave crap everywhere, think it's OK to leave inflated condoms blocking the loo, smoke when we're out even though it's a non-smoking house (ugh, the smell), have friends around that can't hold their drink, drink my best Scotch, moan like f*** because I've woken them up ... at 1 pm, expect the cleaning & shopping fairy to appear on demand ... and for free, pinch my nail scissors, tweezers and shaving gel and then magically lose them, always seem to know someone that thinks it's cool to urinate over the neighbours fence ...

    God, I wish they'd go back to Uni!
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    I wanna leave my parents and go uni!:huff:
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    Man up
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    (Original post by just a dad)
    for balance :d

    they leave crap everywhere, think it's ok to leave inflated condoms blocking the loo, smoke when we're out even though it's a non-smoking house (ugh, the smell), have friends around that can't hold their drink, drink my best scotch, moan like f*** because i've woken them up ... At 1 pm, expect the cleaning & shopping fairy to appear on demand ... And for free, pinch my nail scissors, tweezers and shaving gel and then magically lose them, always seem to know someone that thinks it's cool to urinate over the neighbours fence ...

    God, i wish they'd go back to uni!
    Dad you should have pulled out then.
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    (Original post by Gorwell)
    Dad you should have pulled out then.
    Wise words.

    They don't tell you about students in the 'how to be a great dad' manual. I want a refund.
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    (Original post by just a dad)
    Wise words.

    They don't tell you about students in the 'how to be a great dad' manual. I want a refund.
    Happily - you'll need to return it in its original packaging.
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    (Original post by just a dad)
    Wise words.

    They don't tell you about students in the 'how to be a great dad' manual. I want a refund.
    You have been ripped off dad! We don't get any better. You should get compensation for this.
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    (Original post by Gorwell)
    You have been ripped off dad! We don't get any better. You should get compensation for this.
    Too bloody right.
    Unpaid taxi service, message taker, peace-keeper (it should be mandatory for every UN delegate to be a parent ... of at least two children), refuse collector, bank of dad on special super dooper terms for children, agony uncle ...
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    (Original post by jamez870)
    Man up
    I have thought about just kicking them out and changing the locks. Reasonable?
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    (Original post by just a dad)
    Too bloody right.
    Unpaid taxi service, message taker, peace-keeper (it should be mandatory for every UN delegate to be a parent ... of at least two children), refuse collector, bank of dad on special super dooper terms for children, agony uncle ...
    All because you weren't quick with taking dat winky out. Feel for you bro.
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    (Original post by Gorwell)
    All because you weren't quick with taking dat winky out. Feel for you bro.
    Just make sure you learn from my mistakes!
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    shoulda worn a condom
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    (Original post by Smaug123)
    Happily - you'll need to return it in its original packaging.
    The children or the manual?
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    (Original post by I'veGotAHadron)
    shoulda worn a condom
    In my day we had to knit them. Reusable, but not terribly effective.
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    (Original post by just a dad)
    Just make sure you learn from my mistakes!
    Thanks for the advice dad. I'm a girl so I'll make sure that if I ever do develop a winky to do just that!
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    (Original post by Gorwell)
    Thanks for the advice dad. I'm a girl so I'll make sure that if I ever do develop a winky to do just that!
    If he tells you he's on the pill, don't believe him. He's making it up.
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    This is golden! top bloke
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    (Original post by just a dad)
    The children or the manual?
    The former, naturally.
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    (Original post by just a dad)
    If he tells you he's on the pill, don't believe him. He's making it up.
    What if I told you that I was having your son's child?
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    Putting me off having kids lol

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