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    I walked outside this morning with my friend, and by skin started burning/glossing #inb4pattinson #inb4edwardcullen #inb4twilight #inb4TFW

    Okay but seriously, forget that.

    He saw these girls, who I wouldn't consider attractive, but anyway he walked over to them - took the football right out of my hands. Then he shook their hand, and said that he's really good at football.

    Then he tried to do keepie-upies + stepovers - to impress her? And he fell over on the solid pavement, when he tried to do stepovers. He bust his nose too, and the whole affair was quite bloody and messy.

    And the worst thing was that girl was 3/10. Like Taylor Swift level :yep:

    EDIT - Apologise to anyone, don't want to cause offence to anyone liking goats :hat2:

    And I took him to house, and then left after making sure he was okay and proceeded to sit quietly on the pavement - thinking what has my life become.

    How was your morning?
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    Ha ha, tell him to not show off like a **** and actually go and speak to them maturely and civilized. But it happens if his nose didnt start to bleed, other wise he could have laughed it off. I just got out of bed late night at work and day off today.
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    My morning was non-fictional.
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    That's too poor. Unbelievably bad tekkers.
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    (Original post by IMBCFC)
    Ha ha, tell him to not show off like a **** and actually go and speak to them maturely and civilized. But it happens if his nose didnt start to bleed, other wise he could have laughed it off. I just got out of bed late night at work and day off today.
    It was something to watch ngl, and fair enough

    (Original post by Viva Emptiness)
    My morning was non-fictional.
    Nice Hi again

    (Original post by EdenHazard)
    That's too poor. Unbelievably bad tekkers.
    Not like you Mr Hazard, where were you in the WC brah? You could teach him a thing or too sir.
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    Taylor Swift isn't ugly tho
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    kmt, taylor swift is more like a 6.5
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    I spent this morning hacking away at a path with a pic axe and cutting the branches off fallen trees with a hacksaw. :yes:
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    (Original post by Damien_Dalgaard)
    Not like you Mr Hazard, where were you in the WC brah? You could teach him a thing or too sir.
    I got 2 assists in the group stage, but was in Messi's shadow in the Argentina match, disappointed to have got knocked out, we just didn't perform. Hahaha

    He'll win the Ballon d'Or soon, he will secure Chelsea the treble.
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    (Original post by dire wolf)
    Taylor Swift isn't ugly tho
    She wears so much makeup, it would last for up to one year srs.

    And it does look like she wears a wig :yep:

    Lautner > Swift srs.

    (Original post by Arithmeticae)
    kmt, taylor swift is more like a 6.5
    kmt=kiss my teeth? Nah man 4 tops

    (Original post by ChaoticButterfly)
    I spent this morning hacking away at a path with a pic axe and cutting the branches off fallen trees with a hacksaw. :yes:
    Haha I was cutting branches off trees in my yard, standing on one leg of the ladder and the other on the tree thinking I was Tarzan.

    Nice though

    (Original post by EdenHazard)
    I got 2 assists in the group stage, but was in Messi's shadow in the Argentina match, disappointed to have got knocked out, we just didn't perform. Hahaha

    He'll win the Ballon d'Or soon, he will secure Chelsea the treble.
    Fabregas dem feelz.

    Idk why he joined them Mourinho stood on his head :lolwut:

    Don't really like Chelsea but got a great team now.

    Fabregas had better but his goldigga wife away before Mr Terry comes in.
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    I thought Taylor Swift was a young american chap. No?
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    (Original post by Damien_Dalgaard)
    She wears so much makeup, it would last for up to one year srs.

    And it does look like she wears a wig :yep:

    Lautner > Swift srs.



    kmt=kiss my teeth? Nah man 4 tops



    Haha I was cutting branches off trees in my yard, standing on one leg of the ladder and the other on the tree thinking I was Tarzan.

    Nice though



    Fabregas dem feelz.

    Idk why he joined them Mourinho stood on his head :lolwut:

    Don't really like Chelsea but got a great team now.

    Fabregas had better but his goldigga wife away before Mr Terry comes in.
    What's your '10' :lol:
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    (Original post by Sophsha)
    What's your '10' :lol:
    What do you mean?
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    (Original post by Damien_Dalgaard)
    What do you mean?
    You said taylor was a 4
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    (Original post by Sophsha)
    You said taylor was a 4
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    Blake Lively, Nina Dobrev, Laura Vandervoort, Jensen Ackles, Chace Crawford and Emma on here, go figure which one :P


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    The thirst here is unreal srs.
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    (Original post by ChaoticButterfly)
    I spent this morning hacking away at a path with a pic axe and cutting the branches off fallen trees with a hacksaw. :yes:
    Minecraft marathon huh?
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    (Original post by Arithmeticae)
    kmt, taylor swift is more like a 6.5
    Oh look who it is
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    (Original post by Damien_Dalgaard)
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    The thirst here is unreal srs.
    Agreed with Nina and Chace.
    But Dave Franco :sexface:
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    (Original post by sophsha)
    agreed with nina and chace.
    But dave franco :sexface:
    im supposed to go to berkeley
 
 
 
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