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    who refused to have sex and was living with his parents as an adult?

    At 26, he jerked off, it went all over his chest, his mum walked in, and she chucked him out onto the street.

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    That's what you get when you abstain
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    Embarrassing, so how did you cope on the street?
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    (Original post by Black Cat)
    Embarrassing, so how did you cope on the street?
    well being a sex worker was out, because I was abstaining, so I just went to the citizens advice bureau and took it from there
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    (Original post by Stinkum)
    wat
    It's a pun. ab-stain,abstain.
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    (Original post by nohomo)
    well being a sex worker was out, because I was abstaining, so I just went to the citizens advice bureau and took it from there
    Lesson learned then?
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    (Original post by Black Cat)
    Lesson learned then?
    Yep :rofl:
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    (Original post by nohomo)
    It's a pun. ab-stain,abstain.
    Loving that word play. A* for effort.
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    wtf did i jus read?
 
 
 
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