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Guys, what's your ideal girl like?

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Original post by TSR Mustafa
He's referring to the "icky stuff on his controller".


Ah please don't bring it up:lol:
Original post by Dinaa
What would i do with that though 0.o ?
Whats boobs gtta do with it? :lol: srsly.

If hes talking about the controller on boobs... Why would i do that? So confused :lol:


"Ewww you say and you wouldn't mind having that on your boobs and what not"

You said his controller has icky stuff on it , i'm assuming that was a bodily fluid. He said you wouldn't mind that bodily fluid on your breasts.
Original post by lostgear
ah please don't bring it up:lol:



:colone::colone::colone:
Reply 103
Original post by TSR Mustafa
"Ewww you say and you wouldn't mind having that on your boobs and what not"

You said his controller has icky stuff on it , i'm assuming that was a bodily fluid. He said you wouldn't mind that bodily fluid on your breasts.


Ooooooooooo... 0.o
Na m8 i'm alright..
And what are you talking about :Ewww you say and you wouldn't mind having that on your boobs and what not"

+ Where r ya from? My cousin is called Mustafa :smile: I like that name!
Original post by Dinaa
Ooooooooooo... 0.o
Na m8 i'm alright..
And what are you talking about :Ewww you say and you wouldn't mind having that on your boobs and what not"

+ Where r ya from? My cousin is called Mustafa :smile: I like that name!



Somalia , what's left of it.
Reply 105
Original post by TSR Mustafa
Somalia , what's left of it.



Really? I always thought you was Asian :rolleyes:
Original post by TSR Mustafa
Somalia , what's left of it.


lool whats al-shabab sayin? u repping dat 4head cuzzie?
Original post by Dinaa
Really? I always thought you was Asian :rolleyes:


Bbz clear your inbox:smile:
Original post by Kabulkid
lool whats al-shabab sayin? u repping dat 4head cuzzie?



Nm , al -Qaeda , and no i'm not.
Original post by TSR Mustafa
Nm , al -Qaeda , and no i'm not.


lool dnt chat sht, i know u've got an 8head behind dat comp screen. dw i got bare marli friends, all skinny and mad tall potheads.

al-qaeda?? learn some history akhi
Reply 110
Original post by Kabulkid
lool whats al-shabab sayin? u repping dat 4head cuzzie?



You. You. You are. so. So . so. So. Mean LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :lol:
Original post by Kabulkid
lool dnt chat sht, i know u've got an 8head behind dat comp screen. dw i got bare marli friends, all skinny and mad tall potheads.

al-qaeda?? learn some history akhi



I don't have a 8head , not skinny and my bad it's the Taliban. Don't start insulting me and then expect me not to retaliate.
Original post by Dinaa
You. You. You are. so. So . so. So. Mean LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :lol:


hahahaha dnt watch lol, i got soo many marli friends the amount of banter we crack is insane, these times how can one marli mum be living in a 2 bedroom flat with 17 kids all called abdi rofl.
Original post by TSR Mustafa
I don't have a 8head , not skinny and my bad it's the Taliban. Don't start insulting me and then expect me not to retaliate.


lol taliban is (rougly) 80% pakistani but yeah, soz gg i thought ur one of them moist marlis that takes it on the chin lol.
men are simple: a reasonably funny, pretty girl who laughs at you jokes is all that is needed in life
Original post by Kabulkid
lol taliban is (rougly) 80% pakistani but yeah, soz gg i thought ur one of them moist marlis that takes it on the chin lol.


Lol , do you have a vendetta against marlis?
Reply 116
Original post by Kabulkid
hahahaha dnt watch lol, i got soo many marli friends the amount of banter we crack is insane, these times how can one marli mum be living in a 2 bedroom flat with 17 kids all called abdi rofl.



-.- DON'T GET ME STARTED. omdz. Got new neighbours.. they're somalian.
They have 11 kids. Omg, they scream and shout all day! The way they bang their gate though.. pissed my dad off. Afghans have bad temper :lol: so he went to them and hit their gate showing them a demo. Telling them

'you're driving me crazy! All you children!' - asian accent :lol:

They shout- somaaali and yoyo loads :') kinda cute.
No offence though. Somalis are cool :biggrin:
Original post by TSR Mustafa
Lol , do you have a vendetta against marlis?


nah gg.. its just friendly banter mate. most of my guys are marlis, top lads with top 4heads.
Original post by Kabulkid
nah gg.. its just friendly banter mate. most of my guys are marlis, top lads with top 4heads.


That cracked me up :biggrin:
Original post by TSR Mustafa
That cracked me up :biggrin:


haha no but seriously, i love you guys, dont take any offence <3.

u in london gg?

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