Stupidest rumour you have heard about yourself?

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Ronove
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#81
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Oh, I remembered a stupider one! This was at uni:

That my dad used to make me watch porn with him.

Some of my other hallmates thought it was true and never said anything because they 'assumed I was just very unfortunate'.

(Thanks Tessa.)

Another one was that I lost my virginity on the kitchen table in our shared flat and it was anal sex.

(Thanks again Tessa.)
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I kissed my boyfriend at a pool party.
Rumour went round that I had sex with him, in the pool, in front of all the other people, at the party.
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(Original post by Kallisto)
Not a single rumour which come into your mind? measured by your statement your choice must be huge.


There was a time actually when I was in year 7, where I was sitting in the canteen and I was introduced to this girl who said to me and I quote "Everyone talks about you"....but you know what, I never actually asked her what is was :dontknow:. Till this day it bugs me

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(Original post by Kallisto)
Does that mean that you like to watch porns? it would not be bad for me, if that is true.
No. Never really enjoyed them TBH.
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That I got a girl pregnant

That I sleep with younger girls :lol::hahaha::laugh::mmm::rofl2::rofl3::rofl::nah::no: ........................... :flute:
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Five years ago at University tasters camp, I'd got the award for "Ladies Man", which flattered me, but like now I was only ever friends (close friends at most) with girls. I've not had a girlfriend since.

On the contrary at school. Everybody thought I was gay. That I can understand A LITTLE BIT because of my personal tastes in music are closely stereotyped with being camp/gay. I don't think that there was anybody else in my year group who was Bi lol. You were either straight or gay.

Also when I was at another camp, people thought I was going to be an F1 racer when I was older because I really went for it whilst on the go karts. Again, as honorary as that may be, if some knew how bad my co-ordination is - i'm dyspraxic - they would know that I am defo no Lewis Hamilton!
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(Original post by Ronove)
(...) Another one was that I lost my virginity on the kitchen table in our shared flat and it was anal sex.
(Thanks again Tessa.)
I guess this rumour has ruined your reputation for a while, hasn't it? was the error cleared by yourself by now? by the way what are hallmates? I have not found a translation for that word.
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I guess this rumour has ruined your reputation for a while, hasn't it? was the error cleared by yourself by now? by the way what are hallmates? I have not found a translation for that word.
People living with me in uni halls of residence.

Some people believed it (stupidly), they were quickly chuckled at by both me and Tessa whenever they revealed that they actually believed it. No reputation ruined as such. I did have sex on said table though. It wasn't comfortable.
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(Original post by Ronove)
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No reputation ruined as such. I did have sex on said table though. It wasn't comfortable.
So you have really lost your virginity, but I guess that it was not the first time for you, am I right? otherwise the rumour is true in part. By the way thanks for word explanation.
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It went round that I was wearing no knickers in dance drama. I did a high kick or splits or something but I was wearing underwear but my tights had a weird line seam thing down the middle. Bullying from it got so bad that school removed me from the Dance Drama curriculum and I was put in the LRC for reading time for the rest of the year.
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That I was in Harry Potter

Made me lol
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(Original post by Kallisto)
So you have really lost your virginity, but I guess that it was not the first time for you, am I right? otherwise the rumour is true in part. By the way thanks for word explanation.
Of course I have, I'm a 26-year-old woman.

And yes, the rumour was inspired by the fact that I had indeed had sex on said table.
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Some one tried saying I wasn't the rightful king
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One girl spread a rumour about me in Year 8 that I only played football with all of the guys because I wanted to have sex with them. Year flippin' 8 as well...
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Was really good friends with a girl and everyone just made a rumour that I like her. Then we coincidentally both didn't go to school on the same day, so everyone though we had a 'sleepover'. Dumbest rumour ever.
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Wow. Illegal much.
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:perv:
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For real? How old were you two?
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that my frontal 'organ' and my ass were the other way round lol :eek:
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That I wet myself when I was drunk in year 9.

I didn't actually wet myself but my so called ''friend'' started a rumour about it and called me pissy pants for the whole of year 9.
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