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    I always get this problem in class, do any other people get it too? I don't know what to do when I need to fart in class, what if I can't hold it in? What do you do when you need to fart in class?
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    Lean to the side slightly and pray that it's a silent one.
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    Wait until the teacher is talking or I'm in a group and everyone is talking loudly or if its all quiet, I'll go to the toilet. Its kills some time of the lecture/class anyway lol.
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    I haven't needed to in terms of the let one rip. I guess my body is nice to me.
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    Holding it in always works for me, I've never passed in school :u:
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    I say that I need the bathroom and I fart there

    But usually, I hold it in and hold my hands until class ends there.
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    Hold it in and if I really feel like I can't, then I go to the toilet.
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    Great ideas.
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    Lean to one side and let it out slowly. I find that shaving my anus usually leads to a clearer, more distinct popping sound when I fart, which can be disadvantageous in groups, but extremely satisfying when alone, especially when you physically squeeze your buttocks together.
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    Hold it in and let it build up then let it out all at once when the bell goes for the end of the lesson. Extra points if you time it perfectly in sync with the bell.
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    Time your fart with a loud cough. It doesn't always work, but if people hear the fart they'll laugh anyway at your ridiculous attempt of masking it. Win/Win scenario (just don't poo your pants).
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    Don't do it.
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      Hold it in.
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      Ahahaha hold it in and eventually the feeling goes away
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      (Original post by MidnightDream)
      Holding it in always works for me, I've never passed in school :u:
      :curious: Oh girl no that's dangerous. Chick just excuse yourself to the ladies' room and let it out, honest :dry:
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      (Original post by ApeMob)
      :curious: Oh girl no that's dangerous. Chick just excuse yourself to the ladies' room and let it out, honest :dry:
      Haha I will next time :yep:
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      I just let it rip in class and pretend it wasn't me. Always works if there are a lot of people around! What's the big deal with it? How's anyone POSSIBLY gonna know it was you if there are 5 people within 2 metres of you?
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      I just fart. Got kicked out of a lesson once way back in yr 9.
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      For some reason , can never hear my farts.
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      (Original post by TSR Mustafa)
      For some reason , can never hear my farts.
      Your butt bombs must be silent but deadly ones hahaa.


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