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What are the most awkward comments/things to have happened in class?

1.When the maths teacher was explaining examples with data-extrapolation and mispronounced 'organism' with 'orgasm' - looked up from work in shock and started giggling quietly.

2. Boy called her Mum instead of Miss

3. You know how when people cannot think of a specific word so they just replace it with 'thing'? Well in bio were talking about handspan and Mia couldn't think of the word so she said to my good-looking bio teacher :moon:

'how big is your thing?'

His facial expression, one of those days I will never forget, which was between and .

4. Boy said to homosexual teacher, "You dropped your gay card", got a weeks worth of detention.

5. The funniest of all time. Talking about beta blockers - one of the smarter kids said vagina instead of angina - the confused looks from OFSTED - too much :rofl2:

I never spoke to teachers unless completely necessary.
Just calmly and quietly got on my work.

So no, no funny stories what I have said but looking over there were a lot from kids in my class :P

Life is funny sometimes.
(edited 9 years ago)

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Original post by EmmaBxoxo


2. Boy called her Mum instead of Miss



As a teacher, I've been called 'mum' before on two separate occasions by different students.

I'm male...
Reply 2
Original post by Autistic Merit
As a teacher, I've been called 'mum' before on two separate occasions by different students.

I'm male...


Was it purposely or not :smile:
Original post by EmmaBxoxo
Was it purposely or not :smile:


Sadly I don't think either of them did it deliberately.
woah 7-alevels lmao
1. Referring to "Niagara falls" as "Viagra falls"

2. "What the **** is a pig-ee-on" (pigeon)

3. One of the chav girls was having a row with our Zimbabwean teacher. It was kind of funny to begin with but then she called him the N word and there was this unbelievably awkward "Ooo you took it too far" silence.
Reply 6
Someone asked, "Is colon cancer a cancer of the ass?"

:facepalm2:
Reply 7
Original post by Autistic Merit
Sadly I don't think either of them did it deliberately.


haha lol :P

Original post by mustangmix
woah 7-alevels lmao


Had to double-take to check if I put this in my "info" section, you got me :lol:

Original post by xOHarriet
1. Referring to "Niagara falls" as "Viagra falls"

2. "What the **** is a pig-ee-on" (pigeon)

3. One of the chav girls was having a row with our Zimbabwean teacher. It was kind of funny to begin with but then she called him the N word and there was this unbelievably awkward "Ooo you took it too far" silence.


Wow thats so awkward lol

Original post by Mr...
We were doing the menstrual cycle in Year 8 and someone from the back cheered and yelled
"WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT P***Y!!!" :lolwut:


haha no way.

Original post by KΓ₯te
Someone asked, "Is colon cancer a cancer of the ass?"

:facepalm2:


Is it bad that I don't actually know the answer to this?
Reply 8
Original post by Mr...
It's true, he for sent to the Head of Science though, but he got a lot of laughs from the class so it was probably worth it :wink:


:L haha fair enough, I didn't put a question mark in the original post so confused lol.

But yeah must have been funny :nod:
Reply 9
I called the guy sitting next to me in geography grandad by accident.
Reply 10
Original post by 8472
I called the guy sitting next to me in geography grandad by accident.


lol.
one of my most awkward moments i remember so clearly was one day in science i was singing rihanna- what's my name quitely (or so i thought) to myself and when i looked up from my work everybody and i mean EVERYBODY was looking at me, even the teacher. oh god that was so embarrasing.:argh: i hate re-living that moment.
Reply 12
I remember in Year 7, we were having our first sex ed lessons and our very mumsy, middle-aged science teacher said to us 'now girls, when you first see an erection, it's pretty scary looking, when I saw one for the first time I nearly jumped in shock!'. Cue a class of 30 twelve year old girls looking at each other, terrified :tongue:
Original post by Autistic Merit
As a teacher, I've been called 'mum' before on two separate occasions by different students.

I'm male...


Original post by 8472
I called the guy sitting next to me in geography grandad by accident.



Loooooooooooooooooool at both of these! :lol:
Original post by -aimz
I remember in Year 7, we were having our first sex ed lessons and our very mumsy, middle-aged science teacher said to us 'now girls, when you first see an erection, it's pretty scary looking, when I saw one for the first time I nearly jumped in shock!'. Cue a class of 30 twelve year old girls looking at each other, terrified :tongue:


I'm scared :cry2:
Reply 15
The dreaded arse-sweat chair.
Reply 16
Original post by Maid Marian
Loooooooooooooooooool at both of these! :lol:


I'll be honest. This was the week after my grandad had a stroke. So it was pretty much the only thing on my mind.
Original post by 8472
I'll be honest. This was the week after my grandad had a stroke. So it was pretty much the only thing on my mind.


Awwww :frown: :console:
Original post by Maid Marian
I'm scared :cry2:


Don't worry. They're not scary.
Original post by SmallTownGirl
Don't worry. They're not scary.


They sound like they come alive though :frown:

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