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Irrational fear about nudity

A lot of people are going to laugh or think this is a joke, but it isn't. It's very real for me.


Basically, I've convinced myself that my life is some kind of computer game, and the aim of the game is to see a woman with no clothes on. No, not on the TV or computer, but a real woman that I can be alone with. I think about seeing a woman wearing no clothes for most of my day and dream about them at night.

I'm scared that if I really do see a woman wearing no clothes the universe will end. It just seems to me that my whole life is kind of leading up to the event of seeing a naked woman, and that if I do it'll be 'GAME OVER'. I'm worried about what the real reality is like.


I'm in my mid-twenties, please don't laugh.

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Reply 1

Ok... well you shouldn't be too nervous. Its a normal human trait. The world is not going to end after that, its just that you won't have anything MORE to look forward to.

Reply 2

Anonymous
A lot of people are going to laugh or think this is a joke, but it isn't. It's very real for me.


Basically, I've convinced myself that my life is some kind of computer game, and the aim of the game is to see a woman with no clothes on. No, not on the TV or computer, but a real woman that I can be alone with. I think about seeing a woman wearing no clothes for most of my day and dream about them at night.

I'm scared that if I really do see a woman wearing no clothes the universe will end. It just seems to me that my whole life is kind of leading up to the event of seeing a naked woman, and that if I do it'll be 'GAME OVER'. I'm worried about what the real reality is like.


I'm in my mid-twenties, please don't laugh.

It really is hard to laugh at this.

I have no idea what to say. You're honestly deluding yourself. If this is serious, it's you tricking yourself into thinking that seeing a woman naked will make you feel good or something. Make your life complete, I dunno. Sounds like you just need a bit of company really.

Seriously - and I've never suggested this to anyone before - if this continues I think you need psychological help. Not that you're "mad" or anything, far from it, but I worry your obsessive traits might actually be what is holding you back from getting a girlfriend, resulting in a vicious circle situation. If anything you need to break out of these obsessions before anyone will look at you twice, and then, who knows, maybe you'll realise that seeing a woman naked isn't game over, or anywhere near - it's the start of a quick fling or a happy relationship.

rawkingpunkster
its just that you won't have anything MORE to look forward to.

What? I can't wait for the day when I meet the one person I want to spend the rest of my life with - the one person who will make me look forward to waking up every morning. The person that'll make me happy to be alive. No number of women naked can amount to that.

Reply 3

it's you tricking yourself into thinking that seeing a woman naked will make you feel good or something


Erm. It does for most of us.

Reply 4

Perhaps you could gently push those video/computer games to one side for a moment...

This, followed by a visit to a counsellor/escort may help you out of the cycle?

Reply 5

Instead of 'Game Over', i think its more likely to be 'Level Up'
as you move onto the next stage!!! in a game that never ends....

Reply 6

lol.

Reply 7

Now that is strange. I think you do need to see a psychologist, or something.

Reply 8

Dont worry, when you see a nude women, you might get a bonus levle :toofunny:

Reply 9

Champagne-Dahling
Perhaps you could gently push those video/computer games to one side for a moment...



Believe it or not I don't play computer games any more. Haven't played any computer games for years. Decided to dedicate myself to seeing a girl with no clothes on (with her consent, and without an exchange of money).

Reply 10

Go to a strip club, then its game over, you will still want to live and you would have forgotten all about it :smile:

Reply 11

AT82
Go to a strip club, then its game over, you will still want to live and you would have forgotten all about it :smile:



That's cheating. Like typing IDDQD in Doom or rosebud in The Sims.

Reply 12

Have you ever had sex? - I presume that you didn't. If you really, and really badly need to see a naked woman pay some call-girls to just get their clothes on..... It's easy and I hope that it will help! Good luck!

Reply 13

Have you ever had sex? - I presume that you didn't. If you really, and really badly need to see a naked woman pay some call-girls to just get their clothes on..... It's easy and I hope that it will help! Good luck!

Reply 14

Ulala
really badly need to see a naked woman pay some call-girls to just get their clothes on..... It's easy and I hope that it will help! Good luck!


I would not do that. I also have a somewhat related hatred of prostitutes. I don't know what I would do if put alone in a room with a prostitute, but here are two things I would not do:

1) Have sex with her.
2) Give her money.

I know this is also irrational, but I really, really, really hate the concept of and existence of prostitutes and do not ever want to meet one.

Reply 15

you have an unhealthy obsession with seeing a girl naked, i think the best advice would be to just completely forget about it, get on with your life and eventually, the naked girl will come to you without any warning or looking, trust me, just be yourself

Reply 16

Wtf

Reply 17

Anonymous

I'm in my mid-twenties, please don't laugh.


I'm curious, do you like anime?

Reply 18

5150
I'm curious, do you like anime?



Anime fans are greasy japanophilic fatties who stink of **** sweat.

People I hate:

Anime fans
Chavs
Emo kids/scene kids
Prostitutes (really hate)

Reply 19

My advice - make of it what you will, go to your local mental health clinic and they will sort you out good and proper (I imagine treatment will involve a straight jacket).