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    (Original post by bradders)
    The Wit & Wisdom of Richard Curtis ~~ Quotations from Four Weddings and a Funeral


    Charles: Any idea who the girl in the black hat is?
    Fiona: The name's Carrie.
    Charles: Pretty.
    Fiona: American.
    Charles: Interesting.
    Fiona: Slut.
    Charles: Really?
    Fiona: Used to work at Vogue. Lives in America now. Only gets out with very glamorous people. Quite out of your league.
    Charles: Well, that's a relief. Thanks.


    Tom: Splendid, I thought. What did you think?
    Bernard: I, thought, splendid! What did you think?
    Tom: Splendid, I thought.


    Charles: How do you do, my name is Charles.
    Old man: Don't be ridiculous, Charles died 20 years ago!
    Charles: Must be a different Charles, I think.
    Old man: Are you telling me I don't know my own brother!
    Charles: No, no.


    Charles: All these weddings, all these years, all that blasted salmon and champagne and here I am on my own wedding day, and I'm... eh... em... eh... still thinking.
    Matthew: Well, can I ask about what?
    Charles: No... no... I think, best not.


    Matthew: Gareth used to prefer funerals to weddings; he said it was easier to get enthusiastic about a ceremony one had an outside chance of eventually being involved in. In order to prepare this speech I rang a few people to get a general picture of how Gareth was regarded by those who met him. "Fat" seems to have been a word people most connected with him. "Terribly rude" also rang a lot of bells. So "very fat" and "very rude" seems to have been the stranger's viewpoint. On the other hand, some of you have been kind enough to ring me to let me know that you loved him, which I know he would have been thrilled to hear. You remember his fabulous hospitality and his strange experimental cooking. The recipe for "Duck a la Banana" fortunately goes with him to his grave. Most of all, you tell me of his enormous capacity for joy, and when joyful... when joyful, for highly vocal drunkenness; but I hope "joyful" is how you will remember him. Not stuck in a box in a church! Pick your favorite of his waistcoats and remember him that way! The most splendid, replete, big-hearted... weak-hearted, as it turned out... and jolly bugger that most of us ever met! As for me, you may ask how I will remember him; what I thought of him. Unfortunately, there I run out of words.

    [Carrie asks Charles' opinion on her wedding dress]
    Charles: It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yech!


    Charles: Do you think there really are people who can just go up and say, "Hi, babe. Name's Charles. This is your lucky night"?
    Matthew: Well, if there are, they're not English.


    [talking about his new wife, Laura]
    Angus the Groom: Ignore her. She's drunk. At least I hope she is. Otherwise I'm in real trouble.


    [at second wedding]
    Mrs. Beaumont: Are you married?
    Fiona: No.
    Mrs. Beaumont: Are you a lesbian?
    Fiona: Good lord! What makes you ask that?
    Mrs. Beaumont: Well, it is one of the possibilites for unmarried girls nowadays, and it's rather more interesting than saying, "Oh dear, never met the right chap," eh?
    Fiona: Quite right. Why be dull?
    Mrs. Beaumont: Thank you.
    [long pause]
    Fiona: I was a lesbian once at school, but only for about fifteen minutes.


    Young Bridesmaid: What's bonking?
    Scarlett: Well, it's kinda like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls.


    Scarlett: They say rubber's mainly for perverts. Don't know why. Think it's very practical, actually. I mean, you spill anything on it and it just comes off. I suppose that could be why the perverts like it.

    Tom: I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that.

    Tom: The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.

    Father Gerald: In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spigot.

    Carrie: Our timing has been very bad.
    Charles: Yes it has been. Very bad.
    Carrie: It's been a disaster.
    Charles: It has been, as you say, very bad indeed.


    [Charles is translating what his brother David is saying about Carrie in sign language]
    David: [signing] Beautiful breasts.
    Charles: Err, he says, "That's a beautiful place. Hilly."


    Charles: Tom, are you the richest man in England?
    Tom: Oh, no. We're... like, seventh.


    Bernard: How's it going, Lyds?
    Lydia: Bloody awful.
    Bernard: Oh dear, what's the problem?
    Lydia: I was promised sex. Everybody said it. You'll be a bridesmaid, you'll get sex, you'll be fighting 'em off. But not so much as a tongue in sight.
    Bernard: Well, I mean, if you fancy anything, I could always...
    Lydia: Oh, don't be ridiculous, Bernard. I'm not that desperate.


    Charles: ****-a-doodle-doo!

    Fiona: Where's Gareth?
    Matthew: Torturing Americans.
    Fiona: How thoughtful of him.


    Carrie: I think we both missed a great opportunity here.

    Charles: Dear Lord, forgive me for what I am about to, ah, say in this magnificent place of worship... Bugger! Bugger! Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger!
    how about um ****!
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