A Patient's Guide to Keeping the Therapist's Attention

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Insist that one of your other personalities already paid last month's therapy bill.

Lie down under the couch.

Express concern that you are not narcissistic enough.

Bark.

Shout "Eureka!" after your therapist makes an interpretation.

Play dead.

As your therapist hands you the therapy bill, put on a pair of latex rubber gloves to accept it.
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