Funniest excuse to get out of P.E

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I'm anaemic.

I would've fainted in the middle of PE. Think of the paperwork they'd had to do if they made me do it & that happened LOL.

The best part about my mate was that she didn't actually have low blood pressure. She was perfectly healthy. She just hated pe.

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jessyjellytot14

I used to hate it when I would ask to sit out because I was heavy on my period with really bad cramps and my teacher, who was a female, would just brush it off and say "We all have to put up with that here, it's no excuse."
Smh she wasn't the one who had to go on a trampoline though was she? 😂

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Reply 22

Pseudo99

What happened if you forgot your kit, then?

Reply 23

username1339858_

Original post by Pseudo99

What happened if you forgot your kit, then?

The had skanky old kit we'd have to change into. And 1 hour detention, with cleaning duties for the week at break time. Not worth forgetting kit.
Even if you had a doctors note you'd still need your pe kit.

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username1292215

Not funnieet but a classic is fasting during ramadhan but that never worked :frown:

Reply 25

ThePricklyOne

Why? Is it just in case you suddenly get well when you're at school and can do PE?

That's rough, man..... :eek:

Reply 26

tamil fever

"I ran into a pole"
"I forgot to take my bag from the previous lesson"
"I feel dizzy"

Reply 27

username2471155

Original post by SuperHuman98

Not funnieet but a classic is fasting during ramadhan but that never worked :frown:

Lmao that worked for me and everyone else I knew.

Reply 28

Kravence

I'd just leave my kit behind or wait in the toilets and walk in when it was too late to change

Reply 29

UWS

"Had enough P.E with my girlfriend last night."

Reply 30

Arima

i had a friend who was muslim and fasting so she used that as an excuse to not do PE, but thing is her friend forgot to bring her PE kit and didnt want to face the PE teacher's wrath so she said that she was fasting too. she had to pretend to be fasting for the whole month LOL..

Reply 31

username1339858_

Original post by ThePricklyOne

Why? Is it just in case you suddenly get well when you're at school and can do PE?

That's rough, man..... :eek:

Rough stupidity :yep:

To show that if you were well enough to do P.E you'd partake. Flawed logic really.
If you have a doctors note, you're not suddenly going to get well.

Oh and also, everyone in the class has to bring a kit, just because you aren't going to do p.e. why should you be exempt

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