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I have a book called "How to find your cat's purr points" VERY GOOD!

I read three massage books in the library today. I already give the best massages according to both my mum and my bf. Although they don't quite get the same thing!
what lubricant do you use? no sexual inuendo there people, its a serious question. breathe.
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what lubricant do you use? no sexual inuendo there people, its a serious question. breathe.
Johnson's baby oil gel. Or this REALLY cool massage oil I got in Amsterdam (it heats up and it tastes of Strawberries!)

edit: I do not recommend either for cats.
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Johnson's baby oil gel. Or this REALLY cool massage oil I got in Amsterdam (it heats up and it tastes of Strawberries!)

edit: I do not recommend either for cats.
i use talcum powder god im cheap
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i use talcum powder god im cheap
talcum powder!??! Rubbish. You need some nice sticky, slippery, warming stuff. Then you need to wrap them up in a nice towel to let it all absorb and make their skin go all soft.

Do you use talcum powder on your CAT!?
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talcum powder!??! Rubbish. You need some nice sticky, slippery, warming stuff. Then you need to wrap them up in a nice towel to let it all absorb and make their skin go all soft.
That's called mummifying... ancient egyptian tradition
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That's called mummifying... ancient egyptian tradition
They were very fond of cats in Egypt werent they? And who can blame them?
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That's called mummifying... ancient egyptian tradition
I don't rip their brains out through their noses though... :confused:
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That's called mummifying... ancient egyptian tradition
in the terry pratchett book 'pyramids', Dil is the name of the assistant emballer. i think. weird.
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in the terry pratchett book 'pyramids', Dil is the name of the assistant emballer. i think. weird.
Really? Cool- is it like a proper egyptian God? It's also the name of a cartoon character from Rugrats!
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I need a massage. I am all tense

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Really? Cool- is it like a proper egyptian God? It's also the name of a cartoon character from Rugrats!
no a comical bumbling teenager fresh out of idiot school im afraid. no joke!

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I need a massage. I am all tense

cooooming!
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cooooming!
Can you do necks? It Huuuuuurts!
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grls only want 1 thing a big nob
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grls only want 1 thing a big nob
LOL. You know a lady's mind... :rolleyes:
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Can you do necks? It Huuuuuurts!
im actually quite good at necks but i dont 'officially' know how to do them. take a really hot bath! you can do self massage as well, more with fingertips around the back of the neck and thumbs either side.
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LOL. You know a lady's mind... :rolleyes:
yeah pm me if u want me 2 turn u on
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im actually quite good at necks but i dont 'officially' know how to do them. take a really hot bath! you can do self massage as well, more with fingertips around the back of the neck and thumbs either side.
i bet im better than u!
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i bet im better than u!
anyone can massage me, I don't mind!


p.s. NO amexblaque.
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anyone can massage me, I don't mind!


p.s. NO amexblaque.
hehe - i think you'd prefer kingnik tho
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anyone can massage me, I don't mind!


p.s. NO amexblaque.
Don't tempt me...
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