Having Your Semen Frozen/Stored?

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So in an age where we rest our phones and our laptops almost permanently on our crotch, with oestrogen in our diets and lack of an active lifestyle becoming more common place, it seems there is a lot counting towards us becoming infertile.

Is there a way to get your semen preserved in the event that you get ball cancer or if all the radiation and oestrogen just makes you infertile?

has anyone you know done it? who do you go to? how much does it cost? and how long can it be stored for? a life time? or do they expire relatively soon?
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Arkasia
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Just jizz into a freezer.
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Make some semen flavoured ice lollies. The perfect shape when you take them out of the freezer and want to use them on your woman.
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