cant talk to birds!!!

hi i have issues talking to girls
i freeze up when they talk to me and they never seem to laugh at my jokes!
when im with my friends we have a great time but our jokes never seem to make girls laugh
is it just tht they have a different sense of humour
because of my lack of action i seem to have to pleasure myself more often than i shuld do!!!!

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Reply 1

*Fliss*

Start by not calling us 'birds'. Ta.

Reply 2

Lofty

Looks like you answered your own question in the thread title...

Reply 3

Smile04

Lol I thought you meant actual birds when I first read the title

Reply 4

Dragon24

Firsty, don't think of women as meat might get you somewhere. Most people want to get to know you first. Secondly are these jokes crude or sexist?

Reply 5

fairycakes

yeah i thought u meant real birds too!!

Reply 6

username47781

Girls are now known as birds? well all the girls i know i never known one of them actually going tweet tweet.

Anyway back on topic you just need to be yourself around girls, whenever one comes and talks to you, just be normal, but don't call that girl a bird whatever you do.

Reply 7

clouddweller

you could not call us that.....

Reply 8

Excelsior

well sorry but thats how i was brought up to talk
not all of us live in well off places and get taught how to speak politly

Reply 9

decoy

Try getting an African Grey Parrot I hear they're good birds to talk to.

Reply 10

Excelsior

sorry i said birds can i have some real advie now

Reply 11

Smile04

Excelsior

well sorry but thats how i was brought up to talk
not all of us live in well off places and get taught how to speak politly

You dont have to be well off to speak politely

Reply 12

Fleece

Maybe you're just not funny?

Sounds like you and your mates might have quite an immature sense of humour - thus it doesn't translate when you try talking to girls. :wink:

Reply 13

lilac!!

firstly dont call us birds!! it sounds really..... :puke:

okay just chill when you do talk to them!
i mean its not like ur friends are gona bit is it? take it easy and think before you say something, even for 4 seconds!

Reply 14

Shockley

Yeah, that's what I thought. I thought it was Dr Dolittle having a crisis, lol!
By the way, I can understand that it makes you feel a bit embarrassed when they don't laugh at your jokes, but you've got to ask yourself, are the jokes really that funny? You don't have to be a clown all the time to make people like you, just be natural and stop feeling like you have to act in a certain way. A laugh with the lads is a laugh with the lads, don't expect every girl to be mesmerised by your "humour." Just tone it down, stop feeling like you have to be the joker all the time and chill out a bit. Girls don't bite!

Reply 15

chrisbishopston

just treat them like guys WITHOUT mentioning the stuff we all say about girls when theyre not present...

Reply 16

Dragon24

Not anonymous anymore :biggrin:

Just relax, don't get nervous - so unattractive.

Reply 17

Anonymous #1

lol cheers mate got any good chat up lines or shuld i go on the relevant thread :wink:

Reply 18

Phil De Bauls

Ahhh come on ladies, you cant base your whole view on him on one word. Might just be down to his area, if hes always hearing women reffered to like that, whats he meant to do?
I'd be pimpslapping your asses if I was this kid.