how can we persuade the middle east to by more (British) bacon Watch
I have already submitted ideas on the forum to shower bacon over ISIS to solve the middle eastern problem using a B52 bomber to promote harmony and peace.
People over there in the middle east don't really know how tasty the bacon is, and we can't exactly force feed them and ram it down their throats. So how can we get them to try British bacon and buy it.
Bacon = 10000000000 % GDP increase, Defence spending increases by 100000%, Britain becomes Great Britain once again, able to invade the middle east and claim it in the name of Her Majesty.
But don't they have a secret desire within them to bathe in bacon fat?