how can we persuade the middle east to by more (British) bacon Watch

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What would be your ideas for a campaign to sell bacon to the middle east. I believe there is a huge market for the good stuff over there and if we can successfully campaign for bacon to be eaten over there we can open a huge market for Britain to sell its pigs.

I have already submitted ideas on the forum to shower bacon over ISIS to solve the middle eastern problem using a B52 bomber to promote harmony and peace.

People over there in the middle east don't really know how tasty the bacon is, and we can't exactly force feed them and ram it down their throats. So how can we get them to try British bacon and buy it.

Bacon = 10000000000 % GDP increase, Defence spending increases by 100000%, Britain becomes Great Britain once again, able to invade the middle east and claim it in the name of Her Majesty.

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(Great) idea
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(Original post by 29Bilal96)
(Great) idea
Loving your banter mate 🐷
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Middle easterns don't eat bacon because they believe pigs are Gods
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Middle easterns don't eat bacon because they believe pigs are Gods
Hindus believe cows are gods yet we can see rajesh from the big bang theory loving his burger king.

But don't they have a secret desire within them to bathe in bacon fat?
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Loving your banter mate ������
almost as good as yours son
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(Original post by tarmaclover)
Hindus believe cows are gods yet we can see rajesh from the big bang theory loving his burger king.

But don't they have a secret desire within them to bathe in bacon fat?
Don't we all?
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