Orgy

I'm holding an orgy on the first week of term (Fresher's week) and everybody is invited. The event will start at 7pm, and will finish at around 12am (hope so anyway) and I strongly recommend that people practise their ejaculations so they don't come out prematurely. It has to last, please. (Last orgy I had was a disaster).

I haven't managed to get hold of a room yet, but I'm thinking of borrowing a large triple room perhaps, with en-suite so that once you're done, you can pop into the shower and clean your mess up.

If the group is less than 10 people, then I will have to call it off. I spoke to the Accommodation Office briefly and they said that hiring a triple room for the night will cost around £190 inc. VAT, so the more numbers we get, the better. It's just like alcohol - if you've bought the packs, then you want to have as many people drink it as possible and have a ruddy good time.

Oh, and another thing, if I find out that the majority are boys, then I will also have to call it off. As much as I like doing the old 'in-out' with the lads, it's just not as fun without females. I know there's a lot of debate going on about the whole male-female ratio at Imperial, but honestly, if the females use that as an excuse, I will not be pleased. They should be totally up for this event, seeing that there will hopefully be a large selection of males to choose from.

Thanks for reading.