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is insulting someones mum the ultimate comeback?

Lets say some deeply insulted you and you had nothing to say back.. by simply saying "yeah your mum didn't say that lastnight" (or something along those lines) you would have at minimum held a little dignity.

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If you're ten years old I suppose.
Original post by moonkatt
If you're ten years old I suppose.


Your mums 10 years old

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If you do it well, it can be damaging.

Eg: I'm straighter than the pole your mum danced with last night

Something like that
Original post by Waka Flocka
Your mums 10 years old

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Oh **** haha.

Now this would be a 4/10 but it did made me laugh
I don't know about boys but most of the girls in my form (including me) would probably look at you like, "What the hell is wrong with you?" or laugh. :tongue:
your mum comes back every night OP.
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Original post by Waka Flocka
Your mums 10 years old

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genuine lols were had :rofl:
Original post by bittr n swt
Eg: I'm straighter than the pole your mum danced with last night

Something like that

Original post by ChickenMadness
your mum comes back every night OP.


See, I laughed at both of yours? They're ridiculous jokes. :mmm:

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Original post by karmacrunch
See, I laughed at both of yours? They're ridiculous jokes. :mmm:

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There was a show called yo moma on MTV once. It was a competition to crown the ultimate yo moma king.

Serious lols were had
Original post by bittr n swt
There was a show called yo moma on MTV once. It was a competition to crown the ultimate yo moma king.

Serious lols were had


We did that at lunch last term. 'Twas good, even with the bad ones. :rofl:

Haha :tongue:

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You could just walk away and not talk to that person, unless you really have slept with their mum etc, talking about a person's mum, really is the most childish load of nothing I have heard.
Original post by karmacrunch
We did that at lunch last term. 'Twas good, even with the bad ones. :rofl:

Haha :tongue:

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Oh sweet! Go on....were you good?
Original post by Mr...
:teehee:
:mmm:
:giggle:
:lol:
:laugh:
:rofl:


Thanks for the support bro:wink:
No, "so is your face" usually works better.
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ur mum is the ultimate insult to da human race
Jokesjokes
Original post by bittr n swt
Oh sweet! Go on....were you good?


Maybe :mmm: I will keep that memory safe in Year 9. :innocent:
Original post by Mr...
:teehee:
:mmm:
:giggle:
:lol:
:laugh:
:rofl:


Excessive :lolwut:

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Yes, "your mum" is undisputedly the best comeback.
No its just means you are an idiot who can't handle a proper debate.
Original post by Waka Flocka
Lets say some deeply insulted you and you had nothing to say back.. by simply saying "yeah your mum didn't say that lastnight" (or something along those lines) you would have at minimum held a little dignity. Posted from TSR Mobile
ur Mum held little dignity after I was done with her last night

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