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maybe this should be in the study help section
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Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
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Q. How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. 0.999...






I'll get my coat
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shocking and not really a joke at all but:

my bae's theorem:
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What happens when you square the sqrt(-sh*it)? Sh*it just got real...


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Ok this isn't a maths joke but my lecturer did it:

There were two dots on the White board all lecture (looked like this: . . ) and we all just thought it was writing that hadn't been rubbed away properly.

Then at the end of the lecture he said it was a drawing of a white cat.

The banter in my lectures is unreal


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I had a thread on this last year, some of the posts are brilliant http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show....php?t=2534786
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Why did Mr 4 always order chicken fried rice after his Friday 9-5?

He felt like it was time for a take-away
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Why are maths parties so fun?


Because everyone is really good at integrating.
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(Original post by Sparta_Kane)
Why are maths parties so fun?


Because everyone is really good at integrating.
Hahah
I like this one.


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Why did the chicken cross the road?

The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.
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Why was the bus driver always late?

Looks like he never bothered to learn his times tables
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Come to the maths side - we have pi!
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(Original post by rayquaza17)
shocking and not really a joke at all but:

mr baye's theorem:
Crucial letters.
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Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin.

Person 1: No, a houseboat; you forgot to add the C (sea)!
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Why was Cauchy's dog dirty?

Because he left a residue at every pole.
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(Original post by Juichiro)
Crucial letters.
I think the joke might have gone over your head??
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What's irrational and lives in northern Iraq?

A Turkish surd.
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more of a pickup line;
Eyy bby wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
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Maths is not fun.
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