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Bought a packet of cigs and a lighter.

But I don't know how to actually smoke.

Do I inhale when puffing or..
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cliffs - on phaggy time

old pic was mirin scholes
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cliffs - on phaggy time

old pic was mirin scholes
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If you really want to know.

(I struggled with it the first time but I was drunk lol so you might have better luck )

You basically have to imagine your mouth and lungs as being two different places.

1) Slowly/gently breath in the smoke from the cigarette into your mouth

2) You then pull the cigarette away and further breath in/inhale the smoke so it goes down to your lungs

3) Hold for about 2/3 seconds and then breath out

Your probably going to cough and feel light headed but you'll get used to it.

(P.S I'm in no way supporting your smoking, and at the same time aren't going to judge you for doing it. Its your body.)
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(Original post by JJXX212)
If you really want to know.

(I struggled with it the first time but I was drunk lol so you might have better luck )

You basically have to imagine your mouth and lungs as being two different places.

1) Slowly/gently breath in the smoke from the cigarette into your mouth

2) You then pull the cigarette away and further breath in/inhale the smoke so it goes down to your lungs

3) Hold for about 2/3 seconds and then breath out

Your probably going to cough and feel light headed but you'll get used to it.

(P.S I'm in no way supporting your smoking, and at the same time aren't going to judge you for doing it. Its your body.)
Thank you, exactly what I was looking for :d
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You should get an e cig because they're bare trendy and ting.
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Thank you, exactly what I was looking for :d
No worries bro. It takes some practice but the moment you start doing it right you'll immediately realise and be able to repeat it.
Oh, and you might want to get some strepsils cause your throat is gonna sting a bit for the first couple of days

Have fun
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You don't, or get an e cig
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No worries bro. It takes some practice but the moment you start doing it right you'll immediately realise and be able to repeat it.
Oh, and you might want to get some strepsils cause your throat is gonna sting a bit for the first couple of days

Have fun
bought marlboros

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You don't, or get an e cig
where can I buy these from, and what is the difference?
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Basically, ignite the end of the white part (not the brown filter part) with the lighter. Then proceed to shove the cigarette up your arse.
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Basically, ignite the end of the white part (not the brown filter part) with the lighter. Then proceed to shove the cigarette up your arse.
10/10 would follow instructions again
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bought marlboros



where can I buy these from, and what is the difference?
Marlboros are pretty standard. Pall Mall might be better as being "menthol" it's lighter and less harsh, so if your starting to smoke it's easier.

When I do smoke (only socially), I prefer roll ups as they taste much better than normal cigarettes.
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Buy more cigarettes. They're cool.
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...OR maybe you should just take both the cig & lighter back from where you brought it from. End of.
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Marlboros are pretty standard. Pall Mall might be better as being "menthol" it's lighter and less harsh, so if your starting to smoke it's easier.

When I do smoke (only socially), I prefer roll ups as they taste much better than normal cigarettes.
Whats the difference with e-cigarretes is there no ash or something/and are they cheapers

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Buy more cigarettes. They're cool.
its for stress..

you tone comes off as sarcastic.
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Whats the difference with e-cigarretes is there no ash or something/and are they cheapers



its for stress..

you tone comes off as sarcastic.
Not at all! You'll pay lots of tax and die too early to receive a pension. I actively encourage everyone I don't like or know to go out and smoke as many as possible, for the economy.
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Not at all! You'll pay lots of tax and die too early to pay a pension. I actively encourage everyone I don't like or know to go out and smoke as many as possible, for the economy.
I will only probably smoke once a couple of days.

One person smoking does not actually affect the economy - big picture.
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(Original post by zyzz u mirin?)
Whats the difference with e-cigarretes is there no ash or something/and are they cheapers



its for stress..

you tone comes off as sarcastic.
E-cigarretes don't burn like normal cigarettes so yeah there is no ash. Instead a vaporiser produces aerosol from e-liquid which you breathe in (instead of smoke).

The liquid contains nicotine (so for stress it will work), but the aerosol you breathe in obviously doesn't have the horrible stuff in normal smoke so it's safer.

I've never actually tried e-cigarettes so I can't tell you how they feel to breathe in. I think they could be easier on your throat however (without the nasty stuff)

I know that they're generally more expensive to buy than, say a 20 pack of normal cigarettes but they last much longer so in the long term you'll save money.
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Just munch it.
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