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Keeping up apperances (Neighbour feud)

Okay here goes, my neighbours and my parents used to get on swimmingly together. They used to visit each other every 2 to 3 weeks for a bbq or drinks and discuss their familes / the news ect. Both my parents and my neighbours are quite "proper" in that they would never discuss anything to do with sex or the like, and come from strong christian backgrounds.

This is where it get's embrassing, my room is upstairs (through the walls is the neighbours bedroom) and downstairs below me is my parents. One day I was masturbating for quite a while (maybe 10 - 1 minutes) during the night and then went downstairs to get a glass of water. My dad was up and said "did you hear that... sound?" - I acted the fool and said yes and then said it proberly came from next door. I mean how could I tell my dad that it was just me masturbating loudly upstairs?

Anyway, since this incident which happened around 2 months my parents have basically ignored my neighbours and don't invite/visit them anymore. I feel really guilty as it's all my fault but at the same time I just can't stand the though of telling my dad the truth.

This is a sticky situation. Should I come clean or keep the truth to myself?

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Reply 1

First of all, I just have to say: AWESOME.

Secondly: keep quiet.

Reply 2

I wouldn't feel the need to confess as it's probably not the real reason that your parents are avoiding your neighbours, there must be something more than this issue.

Even 'proper' people have sex.

if it is the reason your parents are avoiding your neighbours they'll get over it soon enough.

Reply 3

haha thats amazing.

Reply 4

wow thats petty. but realy how loud were you being :eek:

Reply 5

out of interest, and i might just be being stupid, but how does one go about masturbating loudly??

Reply 6

OC_girl
out of interest, and i might just be being stupid, but how does one go about masturbating loudly??

Indeed! I must admit, I want to hear your beating off technique, because I must be doing something wrong.

Reply 7

OC_girl
out of interest, and i might just be being stupid, but how does one go about masturbating loudly??


I was on the couch in my room which creeks.

Anyway I don't think I have the balls (haha?) to tell my folks what really happened that night. I guess I'll just keep it to myself... and TSR :p:

Reply 8

Anonymous
I was on the couch in my room which creeks.

Anyway I don't think I have the balls (haha?) to tell my folks what really happened that night. I guess I'll just keep it to myself... and TSR :p:


You must really go for it.

Reply 9

Haha! PMSL.

Not much you can do is there? You can't tell your 'proper' parents that you were pleasuring youself can you.

You never know, they might be feuding over something else.-+

Reply 10

mipmapped
You never know, they might be feuding over something else.-+

Perhaps they swing with the neighbours, and somebody unintentionally got emotionally attached?

Reply 11

am i the only one that thaught the op was female?
but now i know youre male, damn! youll break it if you keep that up

Reply 12

dh00001
am i the only one that thaught the op was female?
but now i know youre male, damn! youll break it if you keep that up


:smile: I assumed female too.

Yeah, be sure to handle with the care such an amazing 'creation' deserves.

Reply 13

Perhaps they swing with the neighbours, and somebody unintentionally got emotionally attached?


:biggrin:

am i the only one that thaught the op was female?
but now i know youre male, damn! youll break it if you keep that up


Ah what? It's a bloke? Well that's not interesting at all.

Reply 14

Anyway I don't think I have the balls (haha?)


Doesn't indicate she's a she?

Reply 15

The pink embarrassed face also has a feminine look.

Reply 16

Ladies pinch, whores use rouge.

Reply 17

Anonymous
This is a sticky situation


lol :wink:

Reply 18

Does it matter what sex I am? Pervs!

Reply 19

Anonymous
Does it matter what sex I am? Pervs!

You're calling us pervs?

We weren't the ones jerking off so loudly that our parents heard us and broke off a relationship with close friends because they thought it was them.