big arse

i know this is usually a female problem. . . but im male!

iv got a big arse! and its annoying cos im a 32" but jeans/trousers feel tight cos of the ass. and it looks really bulgy if you see what i mean. . .

i know you can't 'spot' reduce fat, but im not generally that fat anyway: i would say a bit podgy :p:

but not fat? why is it all going south?!

Reply 1

Mr.God

I'm the same. I have ghetto booty. Then again, mine really is pure flesh and muscle, I just have really large glutes.

Be proud of it (unless it's flab, in which case lose it).

Reply 2

pumpkin7

do lots of butt clenches when sitting around doing nothing.

Reply 3

Schroedinger's Pandora

I love massive arses!! In fact- it's a reqirement.

Seriously. It's as sexy as hell.

Reply 4

ForumFreak

Get bigger jeans that aren't tight on your um, arse and then wear a belt so they dont fall down.

Reply 5

Schroedinger's Pandora

Sod that. You need some spandex.

Reply 6

bunthulhu

One of my friends has an infamously big bum and everyone loves it :biggrin:

It's not half bad really, so you shouldn't worry about it. It's definitely better than if it's flat!

Reply 7

zav

I have quite a big arse but its all muscle so i don't worry about it. My last gf really liked it.

Reply 8

username39618

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE,
YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY...etc.

Thank you Sir Mixalot...

Reply 9

Schroedinger's Pandora

Makky_Legend

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE,
YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY...etc.

Thank you Sir Mixalot...

I was waiting for that..

There is nothing worse than a flat arse on a guy.... Except maybe bad breath.

Ok.. keep your breath minty-fresh and watch the flange come flocking (as they say, apparently).