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Reply 160

ashy

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lol yeah, but as I've said many many times it was a fancy dress party, and it was once!

Reply 161

Rofl

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ashy

hey guys I know you think you're funny, but I've been putting up with s**t like this for a very, very long time, and I just can't laugh about it. I know it's just banter but I really can't handle it, so if you could leave the subject alone I'd be grateful.

Sorry dude, didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Didn't think it was a sensitive subject. I will only talk about your ******* from now on.

Reply 162

ashy

17

Rofl

Sorry dude, didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Didn't think it was a sensitive subject. I will only talk about your ******* from now on.

lol cheers, ******** are fair game!

Reply 163

Rofl

8

Talking about strapping up, use a bin liner, not one of those lame condoms:

Hefty Hefty Hefty :smile:

Wimpy wimpy wimpy :frown:

Reply 164

ashy

17

I remember telling a mate to use a sainsbury's bag once...then I remembered that most of them have holes in them.....

Reply 165

Rofl

8

Yeah, not good. They say condoms are 98% effective, but you're seriously screwed if you're in the other 2%.

Bin Liners do the job nicely, you just might need some masking tape to make it a tight fit unless you have a completely massive schlong that you've been hiding from everyone all these years e.g. Michael Jackson.

Reply 166

//Mike

I have heard sewing the elastic from a pair of shorts to the material works equally well. Perhaps a drawstring for maximum seal-age. Also works as a built in cock-ring.

Reply 167

ashy

17

Hmm I'd think the 100% most effective way of avoiding responsibility would be

"Oh, Oh...sorry darling, misjudged that one, I'm off"

Reply 168

Who's_buying?

Rofl

Yeah, not good. They say condoms are 98% effective, but you're seriously screwed if you're in the other 2%.

Bin Liners do the job nicely, you just might need some masking tape to make it a tight fit unless you have a completely massive schlong that you've been hiding from everyone all these years e.g. Michael Jackson.

unprotected sex actually has a low chance of pregnancy (3% i think), so of the 2% of times a condom fails, you'll still be pretty safe.

Reply 169

ashy

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3% does sound like crap to be honest lol, it must be higher than that! Surely the natural way to conceive would have a better chance of working than 3%!

Reply 170

Who's_buying?

ashy

3% does sound like crap to be honest lol, it must be higher than that! Surely the natural way to conceive would have a better chance of working than 3%!