Help, any liar experts?

Why did you lie about working at a shoe stall?!?

Reply 2

im actually baffled.

thats astounding. :smile:

i want to rep you, but used my rep today.

why did you tell him that lie?

and i honestly cant think of any way out of your problem other than fessing up.

Reply 3

G4ry

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Oh, the tangled web of lies you spin will only lead to complications and you'll slip up with the more lies you weave.

I don't know your motives for lying, but you may as well just be honest.

Reply 4

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This is possibly one of the stupidest situations to ever be in. Why does he care? Why do you care? And why has he turned into a private detective to find out?

Just tell him you used to work at a shoe stall there but it got closed down, and that you are unemployed/a student or whatever and thought he was asking where you used to work. And then call him a gay for stalking you.

Reply 5

Or simply say to him "Hi, my name is Bob, and I work at my job, I make forty somethin' dollars a day."

That should be all he needs to know. Any more and you can file a restraining order against him.

Reply 6

3232

This is possibly one of the stupidest situations to ever be in. Why does he care? Why do you care? And why has he turned into a private detective to find out?

as if this sthread couldnt be made more hilarious, now im having awesome mental images of someone like, hunting someone down!

Reply 7

saturn

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3232

This is possibly one of the stupidest situations to ever be in. Why does he care? Why do you care? And why has he turned into a private detective to find out?

Just tell him you used to work at a shoe stall there but it got closed down, and that you are unemployed/a student or whatever and thought he was asking where you used to work. And then call him a gay for stalking you.

Hey thats really good, but he knows that Im 'working there now'. I don't know why he's turned into a detective, he said that hes had a look and that there is no shoe place opposite where I said. Why does he care so much? Or maybe its the impression I get because I know im lying :confused:

Reply 8

Once again: why did you lie about working at a shoe store?!?

Reply 9

saturn

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Mr.God

Once again: why did you lie about working at a shoe store?!?

I told you, ive no social skills and he is older he's 29 so I felt really uncool.

Reply 10

Cosmic Forge

I once told a couple of people I worked at Blockbuster's just for the sake of something to talk about other than the weather. Then I said I'd quit the next day because I was looking for a better payed job. All seems fine so far. . :smile:

By the way go and find out what shoe stalls are there before you go into any more detail.

Reply 11

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'Cause its cool.

Just tell him you were winding him up, for a joke, or something. And that you thought it was funny he was trying to hunt you down so you thought you'd see how long you could keep it up for. But you're now scared that hes gonna anally abuse you. That should make him go away.

Reply 12

john171

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Lie again and say you quit your job. And learn your lesson for the next time.

Reply 13

saturn

I told you, ive no social skills and he is older he's 29 so I felt really uncool.

You have no social skills, so you said you worked at a shoe store?!?

Ha ha ha, that chain of logic is so unusual I'm sitting here laughing pretty hard! If I have a rep left today then you get one for making me crease up! :biggrin:

Reply 14

saturn

Hey thats really good, but he knows that Im 'working there now'. I don't know why he's turned into a detective, he said that hes had a look and that there is no shoe place opposite where I said. Why does he care so much? Or maybe its the impression I get because I know im lying :confused:

maybe he knew that mall well, and when u named the store knew u were lying and wants to nail you on it.

once again, why?

Reply 15

Purple

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Say you left? Or go and get a job at a shoe stall? Or get a job and say you left the other.

Reply 16

saturn

I told you, ive no social skills and he is older he's 29 so I felt really uncool.

and working in a shoe store is cool, how?

Reply 17

Nonsmoking

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You just have to insist that you're right. and point out that he's gay for stalking you. and pretend he's going a bit deaf so he might have misunderstood. so say everything to him really LOUDLY and slooooowwwwwllyy...

no fair play I once told people I was superman just for something to say

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