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Funniest thing you've ever got detention for?

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Reply 1
beating someone up who deserve it
Reply 2
Accidentally took off my teachers wig.:biggrin:

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teacher - shouldn't you be doing your homework?
me - shouldn't you be in the kitchen?

got detention for ages but was worth :colone:
My detentions were mostly due to homework, but as a punishment, my geography teacher gave me a 2000 word essay on the Holocaust o.O
Original post by Arithmeticae
teacher - shouldn't you be doing your homework?
me - shouldn't you be in the kitchen?

got detention for ages but was worth :colone:


This is perfect xD
Reply 6
Friend - ****s up his own tie by pulling it down and blames it on me, "Miss, Miss, ___ pulled my tie"
Teacher - "Automatic detention"
Me - "ffs I didn't do ****" (in those exact words)
Teacher - "Detention tomorrow as well"

worst story ever... but still
Reply 7
My friend and I got detention for mocking our PE teacher's name (we called her Pshycho-Brown instead of Sykes-Brown because she was such a bitch). It's a bit pathetic, but we thought it was funny back in year 8 lol
None of the stuff posted so far is remotely funny, just people behaving like idiots...
Bad handwriting in maths of all subjects! :unimpressed:
My form tutor (who really liked me because he felt sorry for me because I rarely saw my parents) was really good friends with the school's deputy head so they both went off on one with my maths teacher after they found out. :grin:
(edited 10 years ago)
Reply 10
pouring a 2 litre bottle of water over myself in class while playing truth or dare

good times haha
Reply 11
Me and my friend was in an building with 4/5 floors, where you can look down from the top floor. My friend threw his P.E bag down from the top floor for me to catch at the bottom. A teacher randomly appeared and nearly hit her

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Got several whole class detentions for turning our Christmas quizzes into snow behind the cover teachers back! Had to sort out the choir folders! :frown: Got lots of class detentions for not getting changed within the "30 second" time limit in PE! Once, not for detention, my teacher said I had to do my composition after school every day and in all of my frees ... she wasn't joking! I ended up trying to do my composition surrounded by year 7s. Quite entertaining really! :smile:
Reply 13
i once got one for smiling
Reply 14
Hour detention for throwing a paper plane out of the window. Had to sort some books out using Tip-X. Teacher- 'You prefer to throw books rather than drawing on them don't you'. This *****:biggrin:
Original post by amejv
i once got one for smiling


That happened to me too because the teacher thought that I was smirking :smile:
Reply 16
Throwing someone's bag into the bin from across the room and claiming "Bob" did it.
I got one in primary school for sneaking into the toilets before assembly and the time my friend stitched me up for not wearing a sunhat #badwoman :smile:
My friend got in trouble for this:


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Swearing in an email (to a friend, when emailling each other in ICT was 'cool') (got caught in the filter) when I was like 13 :rofl:, and being 'late' 3 times :lolwut:. Hated that form tutor, she was a bitch.

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