Funniest thing you've ever got detention for?

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Reply 1

ronmack

beating someone up who deserve it

Reply 2

Norin

Accidentally took off my teachers wig. :biggrin:

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Reply 3

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teacher - shouldn't you be doing your homework?
me - shouldn't you be in the kitchen?

got detention for ages but was worth :colone:

Reply 4

AstroNandos

My detentions were mostly due to homework, but as a punishment, my geography teacher gave me a 2000 word essay on the Holocaust o.O

Reply 5

AstroNandos

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by Arithmeticae

teacher - shouldn't you be doing your homework?
me - shouldn't you be in the kitchen?

got detention for ages but was worth :colone:

This is perfect xD

Reply 6

Trihawk7

Friend - ****s up his own tie by pulling it down and blames it on me, "Miss, Miss, ___ pulled my tie"
Teacher - "Automatic detention"
Me - "ffs I didn't do ****" (in those exact words)
Teacher - "Detention tomorrow as well"

worst story ever... but still

Reply 7

Ndella

My friend and I got detention for mocking our PE teacher's name (we called her Pshycho-Brown instead of Sykes-Brown because she was such a bitch). It's a bit pathetic, but we thought it was funny back in year 8 lol

Reply 8

username1102814

None of the stuff posted so far is remotely funny, just people behaving like idiots...

Reply 9

whatisthis47

Bad handwriting in maths of all subjects! :unimpressed:

My form tutor (who really liked me because he felt sorry for me because I rarely saw my parents) was really good friends with the school's deputy head so they both went off on one with my maths teacher after they found out. :grin:

(edited 11 years ago)

Reply 10

sdotd

pouring a 2 litre bottle of water over myself in class while playing truth or dare

good times haha

Reply 11

Devran22

Me and my friend was in an building with 4/5 floors, where you can look down from the top floor. My friend threw his P.E bag down from the top floor for me to catch at the bottom. A teacher randomly appeared and nearly hit her

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Reply 12

2007PSanHa

Got several whole class detentions for turning our Christmas quizzes into snow behind the cover teachers back! Had to sort out the choir folders! :frown:

Got lots of class detentions for not getting changed within the "30 second" time limit in PE! Once, not for detention, my teacher said I had to do my composition after school every day and in all of my frees ... she wasn't joking! I ended up trying to do my composition surrounded by year 7s. Quite entertaining really! :smile:

Reply 13

amejv

i once got one for smiling

Reply 14

Rk2k14

Hour detention for throwing a paper plane out of the window. Had to sort some books out using Tip-X. Teacher- 'You prefer to throw books rather than drawing on them don't you'. This ***** :biggrin:

Reply 15

VioletPhillippo

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by amejv

i once got one for smiling

That happened to me too because the teacher thought that I was smirking :smile:

Reply 16

spanker

Throwing someone's bag into the bin from across the room and claiming "Bob" did it.

Reply 17

VioletPhillippo

I got one in primary school for sneaking into the toilets before assembly and the time my friend stitched me up for not wearing a sunhat #badwoman :smile:

Reply 18