TSR DECISIONS DROP IN Q and A NOW OPEN - GET FREE ADVICE HERE >>

This discussion is now closed.

Check out other Related discussions

help, I need to sober up!

this is quite funny but also embarrassing. last night I had a few drinks, and this morning I'm still very drunk. I've got a job interview and I still have to buy clothes for it. What if I do something like throw up or write a load of rubbish on my application form? help me sober up people, there's good rep for the one that does. cheers xx

Scroll to see replies

Reply 1

Mr.God

Vomiting might help, but only if all the alcohol hasn't already been absorbed by your bloodstream. Otherwise there's nothing you can do to sober up. Eating won't sober you up any more than drinking lots of water will.

I suppose you could go out for a run and try burning it through your system faster. If nothing else it would be funny for people to see some pissed up nutter out for a jog!

Reply 2

Anonymous #1

ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!! that sounds funny

Reply 3

Shreerac1

Drink a strong coffee. Expressos are good.

Reply 4

Twaffy

Apparently fruit helps :smile:

Reply 5

Anonymous #1

i love your username, twaffy.

Reply 6

Mr.God

Neither coffee nor fruit will help.

Reply 7

Anonymous #1

i agree. coffee and fruit are sh**e ideas. help me, i need to sort myself out!!!

Reply 8

Twaffy

Anonymous

i love your username, twaffy.

hehe Thankage.

I think fruit might be for the hangover.... Oh well I hope you sober up soon :biggrin:

Reply 9

Shreerac1

Do some exercise. Something to take your mind off the fact that you are 'dunk'.

Reply 10

Anonymous #1

i haven't got time for exercise, I've got to buy black trousers and black shoes for my interview. oh why oh why oh why........the job is crap

Reply 11

BobMob

Yeah making yourself puke is the only way to go really, but it might be too late!

Reply 12

Anonymous #1

right, advice for anyone getting pissed, when you get home, drink pints and pints and pints of water, and throw up (before drinking water.) god i wish id done that. Speaking of exercise, I think Ill do some now. My favourite song to work out to is police opression by angelic upstarts

Reply 13

Drink lots of water and take some paracetamol/ibruprofen. Wont make you less drunk but it will get rid of the hangover, then at least you may be able to function as a human being while shopping.

Reply 14

Anonymous #1

It's not even a hangover. I'm still drunk

Reply 15

Then you're fine, hopefully they'll think you're confident and funny or at worst a lovable drunk, they'll be sure to hire you.

Reply 16

Mr.God

Then again, Liverpool/Spurs, then Arsenal/Sheffield and Chelsea/Fulham, then Man United/Reading are all playing today one after the other, so you might be better off blowing off the job interview and going down the pub.

Reply 17

Anonymous #1

Thats cool. I have lots of confidence when I'm drunk. I lie convincingly

Reply 18

paperclip

the fruit is for a hangover lol (banana, and banana milkshake with honey works better) but the only way i can think is excersise...good luck, be sure to let us know how it goes

Reply 19

Just a tip, if a female interviewer walks into the room. Dont: stare at her arse, tap her on the shoulder, lean in really close to her ear and shout 'GIVE US A SNOG'. 'Tis a bad idea.