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Reply 20

Dalimyr

spamking

If life were like the internet, everyone would have 999999999999 A*s

Even here in Scotland, where we don't get A*s? Bah gawd!

toipot2

Hehehe, reminds me of

http://gprime.net/video.php/reallifevsinternet

Quite a few things in that were so true...

If life were like the internet, 12-year-olds would never use vowels until they finally grew up and realised what asses they'd made of themselves by neglecting those letters.

Reply 21

stormzstarrz

Everyone would be at a wonky angle (*cough cough MYSPACE cough*) and the world would be full of a pure photoshoped race...

Reply 22

lolly83

everbody would spout witty one liners on the spot. :smile:

Reply 23

Fluent in Lies

lolly83

everbody would spout witty one liners on the spot. :smile:

People do, they're called witty.

Reply 24

Apagg

Every hour of every day, you'd experience the following

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/01/14

Reply 25

tanusha-tomsk

funny thread, rep for you!! And my contirbution:

...I'd listen to someone's question, go away silently, make myself a cup of tea, come back to the person and answer the question as if nothing happened.

...I could listen to everyone's random conversations about their OCD, sexual problems, new boyfriends, dead cats, virginity rants, fear of socialising etc, and they wouldn't ever know I've heard them...

...

Reply 26

tanusha-tomsk

If life were like the internet, you could block an annoying person as SPAM and you'd never hear a world from them.

...when looking for your ring a few items would pop up ( :google:

): a piece of jewellery, onion ring, box ring, a ringing phone would turn up, a Blue Rings painting by a modern artist, etc etc :rolleyes:

...my eyesight would be permanently damaged because I'd roll my eyes until I felt sick :rolleyes:

, then stick them out :eek:

and look at the world with one eye shut in a constant wink :wink:

Reply 27

ImperceptibleNinja

The majority of questions would be asked with a complete absense of any questioning tone whatsoever.

People would literally say 'lol'. I do that sometimes anyway actually...

Reply 28

Stick Man

There would be severe hygeine issues throughout society due to the amount of people PMSLing.

Reply 29

bluedreamer

We’d be pretty much the same skin colour, with only a head OR no torso à la :smile:

Reply 30

Dalimyr

bluedreamer

We’d be pretty much the same skin colour, with only a head OR no torso à la :smile:

But...but...what about :biggrin:

;sw; and things like that? They're not all yellow :wink:

Reply 31

bluedreamer

Dalimyr

But...but...what about :biggrin:

;sw; and things like that? They're not all yellow :wink:

Oh that last one is pretty :eek:

;sw;

Ok then our skin would continuously change…and we’d sometimes become inanimate objects (ci)
and we’d be snazzy dressers ;pimp; , ;oldtimer; ,;smartass;

Reply 32

RieLouise

Malevolent bullies would be adored.

(Oh wait - in that sense life is like the internet.)

And everyone would have an A* in English despite their inability to spell or punctuate their prose.

(Oh wait...)

Reply 33

Apagg

Everyone would make snide comments, safe behind an anonymous front

Reply 34

Leigh

Some people would take hours to reply to the simplest question while they look up every other word in a thesaurus so they can sound more intellectual.

Reply 35

ImperceptibleNinja

Travel would be like the thing Harry Potter and co. do, where they jump into chimneys and sprinkle dust about, and pop out of some other fireplace. It'd be just like that, but without the dust.

Reply 36

Apagg

King Leigh

Some people would take hours to reply to the simplest question while they look up every other word in a thesaurus so they can sound more intellectual.

That would be great though, instead of "Oi, mate, what the f**k you lookin' at, you tosser!?" you could have "Excuse me friend, might I enquire as to what has caught your gaze, you prolific masturbator?" and so on