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How to stop trick or treaters?

I like to turn all my lights off and pretend I am not in. I also seal up my letterbox just in case.

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Same, and sellotape your dog's gob shut
I pour buckets of water on them from the upstairs window if they come near our door.
Original post by GodAtum
I like to turn all my lights off and pretend I am not in. I also seal up my letterbox just in case.


Just put a sign in your window/on your door saying no trick or treaters
No ones comes to where I live because they is like no kids. No kids = no trick or treaters
flour bomb them
Give them sweets. Jesus christ £5 on a bag of sweets is hardly gonna set you back. Don't be a scrooge.

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Reply 7
We have pumpkin related etiquette where I live. Only houses with lit pumpkins or other Halloween paraphernalia get knocked on and the rules pretty much work for most of the kids.
Reply 8
Paintball gun.
Reply 9
I invite them into my house and subject them to a 'Saw' style experience.

That'll teach the fat little mudbloods to expect a treat.
Original post by Arkasia
I invite them into my house and subject them to a 'Saw' style experience.

That'll teach the fat little mudbloods to expect a treat.


:lolwut:

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Original post by JamesManc
Same, and sellotape your dog's gob shut


Lol I hope that's a joke


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I'm just kidding!

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Reply 13
Original post by Maid Marian
I pour buckets of water on them from the upstairs window if they come near our door.


THAT's legit!
Reply 14
Put a sweet dispenser outside your door. £1 per jelly baby.
Reply 15
Original post by arson_fire
Answer the door in one of these. Word will soon spread and you`ll never have another visitor.


My friend answered the door as:



The kids literally screamed and ran off
Reply 16
Really, It should be that if they don't have a pumpkin outside there house you don't go to them. If they do, you do.
spit on them
Give them awful, awful out of date chocolates with holes in the packaging and that. World will spread. Next year they won't come back.
Reply 19
Rotten eggs and bottles of piss

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