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Just broke up with girlfriend.. what to wear for Halloween?

We just broke up with my girlfriend and I'm pretty upset about it... I figure out the best solution is to move on!

What would you recommed wearing for Halloween tomorrow for a male? I mean something that you can still look attractive in, not something that completely covers your face or makes you look super creepy.

Getting laid would really be the best medicine for me to get over her.. but I need to make sure it happens tomorrow! Just thinking what to wear.. I believe my face is ok looking but usually girls notice my muscles.

Any advice greatly appreciated!

anon. because don't want any of my friends to recognise this..
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Obviously you should go as your girlfriend. To defeat you must become
Standard ice breaking onesie from primark? Simple and effective; says 'I'm single, my girlfriend didn't dress me' at the same time as saying 'I sorta tried but not too hard'.
Go in an S&M suit with a whip, then make a joke about how you're no longer whipped so you're whipping others...

I'm bad at jokes.

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