Signs you know you're too drunk Watch

Blind Ferret
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As is says, signs you know you're too drunk.

So either by physical or verbal indicators or stories.

For me when I'm breathing heavily through my nose, I know I'm hammered. When I hear myself nose-breathing, I'm almost done.

When I start talking about life, the universe, quoting people like Alan Watts, Oscar Wilde, Carl Sagan, Neil Degrasse Tyson... then back it all up with a Drake lyric
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When I fall over or when my tights rip, being drunk and going to the bathroom then having to pull up tights is IMPOSSIBLE without ripping them I swear.
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In the words of the great Mike Skinner, "When you start to think you're a state, you definitely are a state".
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Just before passing out in the bathroom of someone I've never met before, and subsequently during the fleeting periods of consciousness afterwards whilst the host bangs on the door in blind rage.
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I don't know because if I'm too drunk I don't remember anything the next day...
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When you suddenly feel super relaxed and think its a good idea to buy loads more drinks.
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When the mingers start looking quite alluring.
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When I believe I am suddenly expert in every subject on the planet.

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I definitely know I'm too drunk when I'm giving myself a pep talk in the toilets about how to not be so drunk.
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