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The_Last_Melon
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*****.

What's the sitch?
I'm like Kim Possible,
except I'm also unstoppable.
Deadly like an arachnid,
heavy and never passive.
Basically I'm the king,
and your my peasant
I'm the thing,
your a pheasant.
My rhymes are like bullets in a shotgun,
and my spine is dying to not run.
Cause I always advance, never retreat.
always ready to fight,
on or off beat.

I'm a ****ing time machine warrior god.
And you're that guy in the street
not even worth a nod.
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I spit rhymes from the PM to the AM
I go haaan like a saiyan
pardon my french but you're incredibly ****e
Your bars dead they incredibly hyped
I'm incredibly right, as I incredibly write
on this incredible site, sike
I guess it's ite
Really I cause fright, blowing up like dynamite
spit real ill my lyrics are dubbed ebola lite.


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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(Original post by Reform)
I spit rhymes from the PM to the AM
I go haaan like a saiyan
pardon my french but you're incredibly ****e
Your bars dead they incredibly hyped
I'm incredibly right, as I incredibly write
on this incredible site, sike
I guess it's ite
Really I cause fright, blowing up like dynamite
spit real ill my lyrics are dubbed ebola lite.
Man you need a reform like yo religion, (no offence )
The snake from the garden can you hear me hissin'?
I'd take your green gems if you had any,
Seen me? I have plenn(t)y,
Stashed up - on secrets accounts on TSR,
That's GANGSTA so beat it yah?
You mad dog, Oh boy please,
You couldn't find me, too many IP's,
You don't know what - I know,
Your flows drooping like gyno
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*****es and hoes arguing no flows
lyrical stunts like you're trying to pose
no realness no life in your beat
no rhymn runnin down to your feet

i got the skills that you die for
i got the thrills make em cry "more"
im the devil and satan
with these lines that i'm making
omnipotent and made to impress
spittin while you're gaspin for breath
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my anaconda dont
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(Original post by The_Last_Melon)
*****es and hoes arguing no flows
lyrical stunts like you're trying to pose
no realness no life in your beat
no rhymn runnin down to your feet

i got the skills that you die for
i got the thrills make em cry "more"
im the devil and satan
with these lines that i'm making
omnipotent and made to impress
spittin while you're gaspin for breath
The last melon? Really the last one though?
Sid slice your fam in fruit ninja with his kwan doh,
Can't afFord to lose Focus when battling sid boy!,
Sid'll pop you like the smarties lid oi!,

Boy I ain't never died and never will,
Too talented, I posses the skill,
My flows too good, the cows want it back,
There about to be 0 melons, when you feel my smack.
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(Original post by Sid99)
Man you need a reform like yo religion, (no offence )
The snake from the garden can you hear me hissin'?
I'd take your green gems if you had any,
Seen me? I have plenn(t)y,
Stashed up - on secrets accounts on TSR,
That's GANGSTA so beat it yah?
You mad dog, Oh boy please,
You couldn't find me, too many IP's,
You don't know what - I know,
Your flows drooping like gyno
For God's sake, why was I quoted by an apostate
Jahnnam awaits then you'll be in shock m8
talking bout secret stashed accounts I'm on the blocks m8
plus I must say, using the term 'oh boy' is pretty gay
Siratul mustaqeem now that's the straight way.
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For God's sake, why was I quoted by an apostate
Jahnnam awaits then you'll be in shock m8
talking bout secret stashed accounts I'm on the blocks m8
plus I must say, using the term 'oh boy' is pretty gay
Siratul mustaqeem now that's the straight way.

Yes m8, An apostate,
Acidic flows like phosphate,
Oh no did you just say...pretty gay? ...Takes one to know one,
Oh wait...is it Reform? Then I guess it only takes one to blow one.
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Short one :cool:

Christians think I'm Jesus
And atheists call the flow heavenly
Aint nobody better than me on a melody
I'm a real G, you commit keyboard felonies

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Yes m8, An apostate,
Acidic flows like phosphate,
Oh no did you just say...pretty gay? ...Takes one to know one,
Oh wait...is it Reform? Then I guess it only takes one to blow one.
Takes one to know one is what I'd say If I was 5
really it's no surprise, your fake account is just a guise
let me just advise the who what where and whys
that you need to fix your bars because it makes me 'cri every tiemz'
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this thread be immortal,
i come back through a portal
with vocab quite thoughtful


(Original post by Sid99)
The last melon? Really the last one though?
Sid slice your fam in fruit ninja with his kwan doh,
Can't afFord to lose Focus when battling sid boy!,
Sid'll pop you like the smarties lid oi!,

Boy I ain't never died and never will,
Too talented, I posses the skill,
My flows too good, the cows want it back,
There about to be 0 melons, when you feel my smack.
yeah you'll try pop me
and like pringles you won't stop
and once i got you addicted
i'll clean you like the floor with a mop
clean like erase, cause u dirty eternally

see i'm the realest gangsta on this forum
spit rhymes make you feel like a moron
i aint scared of ****, not u nor your crew
if you got any
anyway i'm off - gotta spend a penny
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(Original post by The_Last_Melon)
(Original post by Reform)
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(Original post by Sid99)
^^
i'm real i don't walk around and boast
but i guarantee my heat will make u centre roast
you'll be dead when i end it bro
cause i'll clap - n watch u open up like a envelope
look i been on the block since yay high
no shark but i hustle in the great white
look i can treasure a great fight
but if it's beef - i'll sit n let it flash like a brake light
i rather spare ur family a murder case
but look dog u better can it mate
cause i'll squeeze down n watch u empty out like a can of spray
nggrs get shook when i'm in the place
mug a nggr for his jewels if he's moving bait
this shotgun it will eat ur face
i got heats that'll get u barbequed like a pizza base
nggrs leave the club cause they heard that i dump
i lick a nggr down when i server with the pump n i aint heard of u chump
i empty a full mag in ur chest faster than u realize u were dumb
but if u want beef then we can get it on
think i ain't got guns then ur very wrong
one shot will have ur belly gone
then i'll melt ur heart without a nelly song
u can try n hype up ur friends boz
but when i let the neener sound in ur ends bruv
in ur grounds where u'll end up
when i let the whistle sing like dappy from ndubz

when i'm mad i'm thinking kill bill thoughts
n when i trap i'm getting rid of all sorts
where i'm from, hackney, i'm a bait face
i set it off, like a smoke alarm, when i bake cake
i'm all up in ur face to make u taste murder
i'm all up in ur yard - like a buglar
put the gun in your mouth - like a burger
i can make ur mother a widow or throw her through the fkn top window
then i'll put ur arse to sleep like fkn soft pillow
tibis the beast with the gunplay nggr
leave ur face open over ur sunday dinner
short tempered, put the motherfkn heaters long
don't care where ur from - or what street ur on
nggr ill blow your brain
by the time i'm finished with u ur own mother won't know ur name
and ur dad won't be able to recognise his son
show u my gat - bet u recognise my gun
and my dogs are hungry, so they need to be fed
i spread ur brains like butter just for the bread
so act up before my gat might burst
cause i let clap like my grandmas church on a sunday
and u will end up looking like a strawberry sundae
hackney all day e5 e8 bang bang

jk, rap is gay.
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