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I heard that they write a faeces, keep a log and take a toilet paper with the worst part being the really hard number two. If you pass, urine. Is this right?

My friend Theodore is interested in being one. He has low self esteem but he has already passed the faeces. I told him, you're so far, ted but he wouldn't take it on board. I know of one guy who was really enpoosiastic about the course but spent most of his time watching TV. He passed, and was an expert on cable by the end of it.

I know of another guy who spent so long on his faeces in the toilet that he got writer's block.
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I heard that they write a faeces, keep a log and take a toilet paper with the worst part being the really hard number two. If you pass, urine. Is this right?

My friend Theodore is interested in being one. He has low self esteem but he has already passed the faeces. I told him, you're so far, ted but he wouldn't take it on board. I know of one guy who was really enpoosiastic about the course but spent most of his time watching TV. He passed, and was an expert on cable by the end of it.

I know of another guy who spent so long on his faeces in the toilet that he got writer's block.
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