went to the doctor about my sore leg joint and he just told a joke... Watch

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He said "some apples contain about 53 calories, so an apple a day would bring the doctor to stay very promptly."

I said "that's not forknee"
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(Original post by nohomo)
He said "some apples contain about 53 calories, so an apple a day would bring the doctor to stay very promptly."

I said "that's not forknee"

I don't get either of these am I missing something here
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Lmao! Wait... I don't get it.
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(Original post by nohomo)
He said "some apples contain about 53 calories, so an apple a day would bring the doctor to stay very promptly."

I said "that's not forknee"
I get the second one first one probably an inside joke for doctors.
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Nvm
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Crap!
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I pondered at this for a while, still clueless. OP, do us a favour, and explain both jokes?
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The second joke "punchline" is a play on words with forknee/funny.

Don't really get the first one though.
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I get the second one first one probably an inside joke for doctors.

I get the first one, but not the second.

I think the doctor meant apples contain many calories= CVD etc. which is ironic
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