Oh hello, glad to see you were keeping an eye on things. Are you the one in St Mary's, with shortish hair? I'm Rod, the fat guy with the horrible, glued down ginger hair. Liverpool Accent, you know me. Fancy you being on here! Your friend is doing computer programming for idiots, no? Small world.
I remember you saying you were from Shropshire. How long have you been on here? How did you get such a high post count and reputation?