Christmas Haiku Watch

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It is the build up to Christmas.

yule not be surprised to see that bear™ is sucking a thoughtful biro and composing some festive Haiku.

please join in the fun : 5-7-5. Calculators allowed.
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fifty one days left
grotto to sweep, elves to train
santa's back in town
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What - Christmas haiku?
The bear, it's still november!
Bonfire night haiku.

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(Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
What - Christmas haiku?
The bear, it's still november!
Bonfire night haiku.

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PRSOM :rofl:
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(Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
What - Christmas haiku?
The bear, it's still november!
Bonfire night haiku.
:puppyeyes:
hehehe be peppered, as they said to the Boy Scout who resisted arrest
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Santa and his sack
Have emptied down my chimney
I called the police
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Santa and his sack
Have emptied down my chimney
I called the police
I... :lolwut:

Well done.
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Christmas is here
the most awful time of year
everyone run now.
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Rudolph the Reindeer
Was kidnapped from a farmyard
PETA are annoyed
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After Halloween haiku a christmas one immediately?

It is still too soon
to think about christmas now.
It is november!
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(Original post by Kallisto)
After Halloween haiku a christmas one immediately?

It is still too soon
to think about christmas now.
It is november!
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show....php?t=2953613

This is for you
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fifty days to go
only twelve hundred hours
to shop for tinsel
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Santa and his sleigh
Got stuck on the motorway
And missed Christmas day
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have you been naughty ?
there is still time to repent
for Santa's sack fun
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Not religious now
Painfully commercialised
Fifty presents each
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Not religious now
Painfully commercialised
Fifty presents each
Not religious now,
Painfully commercialised
No presents for me

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three wise men bare gifts
gold, frankincense and myrrh too
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Not religious now,
Painfully commercialised
No presents for me

if you have been good
santa will empty his sack
over your bedspread
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if you have been good
santa will empty his sack
over your bedspread
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a tall norway spruce
studded with spun glass baubles
fairy lights twinkle


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