Guy Fawkes Haiku Watch

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some people are already looking ahead to Christmas... let us not forget 5th November. TSR celebrates this ancient feast with the traditional art of Haiku

5-7-5 please.

november the fifth
men with pointy beards and hats
probably UKIP
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:cry2: :bigsmile: :cry2:

I'm so.. happy...
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penny for the guy ?
better make that fifty pee
yes we take plastic
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• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
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Three years from the day
As fireworks lit the sky
She asked to be mine
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The day's got a personal meaning to me!
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Guido was the fall
Guy for the dastardly plot
And paid with his life.
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BOOm BOOm BANG BOOM BANG
FWEEEEEEE BANG BOOM BOOM BANG WHIZZ BOOM
I've burst an eardrum
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Stupid question but is 'Fawkes' 1 or 2?

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(Original post by Sashari)
Stupid question but is 'Fawkes' 1 or 2?

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I think 1. :yy:
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Stupid question but is 'Fawkes' 1 or 2?

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Think of a posh person saying 'Fox' if you're wondering about the pronunciation.
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When you mention people it is inevitable that thoughts turn to clerihews:

Guido Fawkes
Went abroad for some talks.
The spies heard his plotting
And he ended up rotting.
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(Original post by Good bloke)
When you mention people it is inevitable that thoughts turn to clerihews:

Guido Fawkes
Went abroad for some talks.
The spies heard his plotting
And he ended up rotting.
Oooh I like these!
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Guy Fawkes
Through the cellar he stalked-
To light up the fuse
But they foiled his ruse
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Think of a posh person saying 'Fox' if you're wondering about the pronunciation.
You must know some odd people. As you can tell from my clerihew, it rhymes with "talks" and has one syllable.
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The bear
Was full of despair
His thread of haikus
Was ruined by poorly written Clerihews
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A man called Guido
Tried to blow up parliament
Burn his effigy!
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The bear
Was full of despair
His thread of haikus
Was ruined by poorly written Clerihews
Puddles the Monkey
Wrote rhymes that were clunky.
His grasp of the metre
Caused the death of St Peter.
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Puddles the Monkey
Wrote rhymes that were clunky.
His grasp of the metre
Caused the death of St Peter.
Puddles
Gets people in muddles
Is she a girl or a boy
Or a soft toy?
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The words of a monkey called Puddles
Whose gender got people in muddles:
"It's sad to relate
That even my mate
Is wary when giving me cuddles."
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I don't give a fawk
About Guy and his big plot
I'm here for Christmas.
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(Original post by Good bloke)
There once was a monkey called Puddles
Whose gender got people in muddles.
"It's sad to relate
That even my mate
Is wary when giving me cuddles."
:woo:

This is AMAZING.

I'm sending this to all my friends :cry2:
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