A very big lie: I pretended to be German to seem more attractive to girls at universi

To be very concise, my surname is 'Schwarzkopf' and my hair is kinda blond my eyes blue. My first name is universal, it is spelled the same in most languages.

I thought that, as I speak some German, pretending to be German would make me more attractive to girls at the university. This is why throughout my fresher year I told the biggest lie in my life to at least 10 different girls and upheld this bull**** throughout my first year at university.

The truth is, however, that my surname 'Schwarzkopf' is in fact Yiddish and the punch-line is that my father is actually Jewish. I am exactly 0% German.

Of course I encountered German people on my way to getting laid, so then I pretended to actually be from a German-speaking minority from Czech Republic, Poland and even France. At one point I had to cut the bull**** and say that I am only 50% German and was born in the UK or Switzerland etc. Well, it was horrible.

My advice to you guys is that being German doesn't get you farther than being Russian or Italian. If you wanna pretend to be something you are not, at least choose a cool nationality like a Canadian.

To be very concise, my surname is 'Schwarzkopf' and my hair is kinda blond my eyes blue. My first name is universal, it is spelled the same in most languages.

I thought that, as I speak some German, pretending to be German would make me more attractive to girls at the university. This is why throughout my fresher year I told the biggest lie in my life to at least 10 different girls and upheld this bull**** throughout my first year at university.

The truth is, however, that my surname 'Schwarzkopf' is in fact Yiddish and the punch-line is that my father is actually Jewish. I am exactly 0% German.

Of course I encountered German people on my way to getting laid, so then I pretended to actually be from a German-speaking minority from Czech Republic, Poland and even France. At one point I had to cut the bull**** and say that I am only 50% German and was born in the UK or Switzerland etc. Well, it was horrible.

My advice to you guys is that being German doesn't get you farther than being Russian or Italian. If you wanna pretend to be something you are not, at least choose a cool nationality like a Canadian.

You're name is black head? bad troll.

http://www.ancestry.co.uk/name-origin?surname=schwarzkopf

Ashkenazic surnames are like this; Goldberg, Mandelbaum, Wassermann, Weinglass (yes, it is literally Wineglass) or my favourite - Liebermann (lover)

Did you have to speak different?


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To be very concise, my surname is 'Schwarzkopf' and my hair is kinda blond my eyes blue. My first name is universal, it is spelled the same in most languages.

I thought that, as I speak some German, pretending to be German would make me more attractive to girls at the university. This is why throughout my fresher year I told the biggest lie in my life to at least 10 different girls and upheld this bull**** throughout my first year at university.

The truth is, however, that my surname 'Schwarzkopf' is in fact Yiddish and the punch-line is that my father is actually Jewish. I am exactly 0% German.

Of course I encountered German people on my way to getting laid, so then I pretended to actually be from a German-speaking minority from Czech Republic, Poland and even France. At one point I had to cut the bull**** and say that I am only 50% German and was born in the UK or Switzerland etc. Well, it was horrible.

My advice to you guys is that being German doesn't get you farther than being Russian or Italian. If you wanna pretend to be something you are not, at least choose a cool nationality like a Canadian.

Das ist mein teil

I chose to be Afro-Caribbean, but people saw past my lies instantly.

I'm not sure, but it might be because I'm white.

If you have to deny your real identify just to get laid, you need to reconsider your life choices.

"German-speaking minority from Czech Republic"

Lol what did you tell them "my grandfather is Franz Kafka"something like that

(Btw it looks like there are so many german speaking people on tsr, guys teach me deutsch ich spreche nur ein bisschen deutsch )